Friday, September 26, 2014

Open Line Friday



Best of chronos the wonder pig
WOW BAO
hot asian buns

Best of dadoctah
"Why no, that's not a Knee Defender in my pocket; I actually am just glad to see you."

Best of metalgarth
Samuel L. Bronkowitz presents: "That's Airport 2014"

Best of Submariner
Two Thai Dumplin's on My Stick? Sure; But I expect to be hungry again in an hour...

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Is there anything else you would like to pack firmly into my bins?" And then the bow-chicka-wow music kicked in.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Shortly after Dawn's flight took off, she happened to glance up from her interracial feminist romance novel and noticed the in-flight entertainment... ATDHE.

Best of Whacko
I'm just guessing that this is NOT Virgin Airlines.

Best of dadoctah
I, for one, am in the fully locked and upright position.

Best of mega
"And here are the new seats for our Economy passengers."

24 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Maybe this explains what happened to that missing Malaysian airliner...

chronos the wonder pig said...

WOW BAO
hot asian buns

dadoctah said...

"Why no, that's not a Knee Defender in my pocket; I actually am just glad to see you."

Anonymous said...

Pictionary entry by a future stroke victim:

"Wrestlemania Champ Bulkhead Hog-In?"

metalgarth said...

Samuel L. Bronkowitz presents: "That's Airport 2014"

Submariner said...

Two Thai Dumplin's on My Stick? Sure; But I expect to be hungry again in an hour...

Submariner said...

Sweet and Sweet Chick? I'll try anything once but I think I'm gonna have to try this numerous times before I make up my mind.

curly said...

I knew that those FREAK Flyer Miles would come in handy!

Kaptain Krude said...

*starts humming* Puttin' on my traveling shoes

Kaptain Krude said...

"Is there anything else you would like to pack firmly into my bins?" And then the bow-chicka-wow music kicked in.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This is definitely not the Walmart section.

-OR-

I've heard good things about this all-you-can-eat travel package by Thai Airlines and Twin Peaks Restaurants. It sure beats the GOP's offer of a free chastity belt & CBT cage when you fly Virgin Air.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Shortly after Dawn's flight took off, she happened to glance up from her interracial feminist romance novel and noticed the in-flight entertainment... ATDHE.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Little Known Presidential Factoids #9477: Both JFK and Bill Clinton picked this design package for Air Force One.

Whacko said...

I'm just guessing that this is NOT Virgin Airlines.

dadoctah said...

I, for one, am in the fully locked and upright position.

Rodney Dill said...

Mind if I squeeze by?

mega said...

"And here are the new seats for our Economy passengers."

Kaptain Krude said...

That's just plane sexy.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm tired of those motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king prane!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Just so long as they aren't driving, amirite?

Kaptain Krude said...

Just don't ask to see the cockpit.

The Expendable said...

This is why I prefer to fly United.

The Expendable said...

Do you have a place I can stuff my "carry on"?

Kaptain Krude said...

Just shut up and take my money!