Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Ready, Aim,...


Best of Best of
Southwestern tree stand

Best of Best of
Oh the things a gal must do to become the next Miss New Mexico

Best of Dr. Doom
Fed up with federal inaction at the borders, Sheriff Joe enlists the girls at the Bunny Ranch to resolve the problem...

Best of The Expendable
From craigslist.com: For sale, 1975 model, needs TLC and a good wash. Buy her and I'll throw in the El Camino for free.

Best of curly
PMS: Pardon My Shotgun

Best of dadoctah
"I don't care about the gun, I don't care if the girl's underage, I don't care about the open containers, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you slide with improperly-secured cargo!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"All right, ennui, it's just you and me now," Cindy muttered through clenched teeth as the first shotgun shell racked home. "And soon, it'll just be... me."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Jeb and Darleen's "How to Discourage Tailgaters" video is almost as popular as last month's dining video: "Tenderizing Roadkill with Moonshine Marinade."

15 comments:

kg said...

Never yell 'Fire!' on a deserted highway.

Anonymous said...

Picnic basket not required

Anonymous said...

Southwestern tree stand

Anonymous said...

That's one way of propelling a stalled El Camino

Anonymous said...

Well, hindsight is Mad Dog 20/20

Anonymous said...

Whatever you do, don't mention the busted tail light because Lorleen is awful sensitive about her figure and not up to speed on car parts.

Anonymous said...

Oh the things a gal must do to become the next Miss New Mexico

Dr. Doom said...

Fed up with federal inaction at the borders, Sheriff Joe enlists the girls at the Bunny Ranch to resolve the problem...

Anonymous said...

Border Patrol-
nuf said.

The Expendable said...

From craigslist.com:

For sale, 1975 model, needs TLC and a good wash. Buy her and I'll throw in the El Camino for free.

curly said...

PMS: Pardon My Shotgun

dadoctah said...

"I don't care about the gun, I don't care if the girl's underage, I don't care about the open containers, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you slide with improperly-secured cargo!"

Anonymous said...

Typical Texas solution to tailgaters.

Kaptain Krude said...

"All right, ennui, it's just you and me now," Cindy muttered through clenched teeth as the first shotgun shell racked home. "And soon, it'll just be... me."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

AP Panmunjom: Dictator Kim Jong-un tasked his elite computer hackers with breaking into JPL.gov to steal heavy lift rocket plans. They mistakenly accessed JPL.biz - Jethro's Propulsion Lab - and copied "How to jumpstart a disabled Ranchero or El Camino without the wife having to push the dang thing" blog entry. The hackers are now dog food.


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Jeb and Darleen's "How to Discourage Tailgaters" video is almost as popular as last month's dining video: "Tenderizing Roadkill with Moonshine Marinade."