Wednesday, September 03, 2014

Someone's in the Kitchen with OMFG!


1. Reggie Love hated "Family Matters Cosplay Night."

2. Gordon Ramsey be damned, this is the real 'Hell's Kitchen.'

3. "How do you take your eggs, Mr. Frank" "Like my rent boys, flipped once and over easy."

4. Unlike Jennifer Lawrence, no one was interested in Spike Lee's hacked iCloud pics.

Best of The Expendable
Startled, Leroy turned and asked incredulously, "What? You mean you don't wear a chest protector when frying bacon?"

Best of kg
I didn't know Pajama Boy had a brotha.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
A disheveled Michelle walks into their tiny Chicago tenement kitchen, scratches her balls and says, "OMFG Barack, I jest dreamt you wuz president! Ain't dat a hoot?"

Best of chronos the wonder pig
Erkel would rather cook at home than eat M'Chel's school lunches....

Best of Submariner
Head over to the Glory Hole Recreation Area after lunch? Sure...

Best of .................Russ in Oregon
We can find this on the internet, but we can't find Lois Lerner's E-mails.

Best of Mr Hankey
In their first apartment after getting married, not many folks knew that Michelle wore a wig

Best of Jay Guevara
"Go ahead, laugh, but someday I'm gonna be President of the United States."

18 comments:

The Expendable said...

Herbie always sits while cooking. He also sits while peeing.

The Expendable said...

Startled, Leroy turned and asked incredulously, "What? You mean you don't wear a chest protector when frying bacon?"

kg said...

I didn't know Pajama Boy had a brotha.

chronos the wonder pig said...

TBT - Steve Urkel's hacked photo

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Scared Sober - AA's latest cure for alcoholism.
If you walk into your kitchen with a bad hangover, see this and don't swear off drinking, AA says you might be ghey, but no worries, the GOP has the cure for that!

-OR-

Crossdresser's thawtbubble as his/her date turns around, drops trow, bends over and yells, "Hey, Kobe, I'm open!": yeah, like black tranny humor never gets old.



Google must be having a bad day. 3rd attempt to post this

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It was all a Dream
A disheveled Michelle walks into their tiny Chicago tenement kitchen, scratches her balls and says, "OMFG Barack, I jest dreamt you wuz president! Ain't dat a hoot?"

chronos the wonder pig said...

Erkel would rather cook at home than eat M'Chel's school lunches....

Dr. Doom said...

Poli-Sci Pop Quiz
Under Obama Administration Policy what government assistance is this individual entitled to?
a) Housing assistance
b) Food stamps
c) Lingerie (clothing assistance)
d) Cell phone
e) Gender reassignment surgery
f) Contraceptive assistance
... blah, blah, blah I could go on for hours and wrap it up with an 'all of the above' but it is just too depressing...

Whacko said...

"What am I doing? Frying up some s__t for DWS. What's it look like?"

Submariner said...

If the first thing you noticed was his invisible "F Me Pumps," I have some bad news for you.
(Of course you probably already know...)

Submariner said...

How'd you get the pic of Holder's House Boi, V?

Submariner said...

Head over to the Glory Hole Recreation Area after lunch? Sure...

curly said...

Apparently Obama does have a son.

Anonymous said...

We can find this on the internet, but we can't find Lois Lerner's E-mails.

.................Russ in Oregon

Mr Hankey said...

In their first apartment after getting married, not many folks knew that Michelle wore a wig

Anonymous said...

If OBAMA had a son, this is what he'd look like.

KWR

Jay Guevara said...

Barry Soetoro: The Early Years.

Jay Guevara said...

"Go ahead, laugh, but someday I'm gonna be President of the United States."