1. Reggie Love hated "Family Matters Cosplay Night."
2. Gordon Ramsey be damned, this is the real 'Hell's Kitchen.'
3. "How do you take your eggs, Mr. Frank" "Like my rent boys, flipped once and over easy."
4. Unlike Jennifer Lawrence, no one was interested in Spike Lee's hacked iCloud pics.
Best of The Expendable
Startled, Leroy turned and asked incredulously, "What? You mean you don't wear a chest protector when frying bacon?"
Best of kg
I didn't know Pajama Boy had a brotha.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
A disheveled Michelle walks into their tiny Chicago tenement kitchen, scratches her balls and says, "OMFG Barack, I jest dreamt you wuz president! Ain't dat a hoot?"
Best of chronos the wonder pig
Erkel would rather cook at home than eat M'Chel's school lunches....
Best of Submariner
Head over to the Glory Hole Recreation Area after lunch? Sure...
Best of .................Russ in Oregon
We can find this on the internet, but we can't find Lois Lerner's E-mails.
Best of Mr Hankey
In their first apartment after getting married, not many folks knew that Michelle wore a wig
Best of Jay Guevara
"Go ahead, laugh, but someday I'm gonna be President of the United States."