Tuesday, September 23, 2014

"We Need Balls"


1. Coincidentally, the Republican Party has exactly the same slogan.

2. Andrew Sullivan and the Safe School Czar join the global warming protest.

3. After his two dads' totally misguided attempt to show support, Billy reluctantly had to quit the soccer team.

Best of Double the U
You spelled "brains" wrong.

Best of GregMan
At the Folsom Street Climate Change Rally, Todd misunderstood the phrase "Long, Hard Winter", which was fine by Frank.

Best of metalgarth
This road closed for erection... said no one. Ever.

Best of Submariner
After turning Thor into a "Disney Princess," I guess this isn't much of a stretch for Prince Adam and Cringer...

Best of The Expendable
Patty increasingly viewed Marcie's lengthy "pre-op" status as a lack of commitment. However, the frugal Marcie's real reason for hesitating was that she hated the idea of wasting the $800-per-inch tattoo she'd gotten last year.

Best of racerboy
We Need Balls!
Such Big Balls!!
Dirty Big Balls!!!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Connie Chung impersonating Anthony Weiner and Bawney Fwank impersonating a St. Patrick's Day float tied for 1st Place in a very strange Friday the 13th in Times Square ritual.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Well, they're not gonna find any in the White House right now, that's for sure.

Best of Dr. Doom
NOW performance art...

Best of Kaptain Krude
Peter Frampton (pictured far right) couldn't believe his luck. He could now retire the Pig from Pink Floyd and start a new sensation! Life was good!

16 comments:

Submariner said...

Gavin Newsome decided to go to the Folsom Street Fair as a redhead this year, eh?

Submariner said...

Twas a different time going to your CPO Initiation in the 70s...

Double the U said...

You spelled "brains" wrong.

GregMan said...

Things went about the way you'd expect at the Folsom Street Climate Change Rally.

GregMan said...

At the Folsom Street Climate Change Rally, Todd misunderstood the phrase "Long, Hard Winter", which was fine by Frank.

metalgarth said...

This road closed for erection... said no one. Ever.

Submariner said...

After turning Thor into a "Disney Princess," I guess this isn't much of a stretch for Prince Adam and Cringer...

The Expendable said...

Patty increasingly viewed Marcie's lengthy "pre-op" status as a lack of commitment. However, the frugal Marcie's real reason for hesitating was that she hated the idea of wasting the $800-per-inch tattoo she'd gotten last year.

racerboy said...

We Need Balls!
Such Big Balls!!
Dirty Big Balls!!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Connie Chung impersonating Anthony Weiner and Bawney Fwank impersonating a St. Patrick's Day float tied for 1st Place in a very strange Friday the 13th in Times Square ritual.

curly said...

Lucille Ball’s will stated that her two lesbo granddaughters would only inherit their portions of her vast fortune upon giving childbirth.

Kaptain Krude said...

The secret behind Mayor Giuliani's crackdown on prostitution in New York Square has finally been revealed.

Kaptain Krude said...

Well, they're not gonna find any in the White House right now, that's for sure.

Dr. Doom said...

NOW performance art...

Kaptain Krude said...

Peter Frampton (pictured far right) couldn't believe his luck. He could now retire the Pig from Pink Floyd and start a new sensation! Life was good!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In Alternate Universe #74972, Hilary wears the pants, penis envy rages out of control, and instead of overcompensating for a lack of testosterone with serial dalliances Bill embraces his inner female.