Friday, September 05, 2014

Yeah, Naked Gary Busey



1. Meanwhile, back at Man's Country...

2. "Oh ... sorry, Mr. Busey... it's Madonna's sagging tits we were speculating about, not yours."

3. Busey: "Bidet's busted. Used your Water-Pik. Hope that's okay."

4. "Y'know, there's nothing I hate worse than old, white, washed up, alcoholic actors... There's one behind me, isn't there?"

5. Busey: "I just showered off about five pounds of forensic evidence. Figured I could give the black guy some pointers."

28 comments:

The Expendable said...

First time I've ever seen a "muffin top" without pants.

dadoctah said...

"...and if you need to keep the kids occupied while you're enjoying your stay here, John Malkovich runs our day-care center."

Markus ARyanas said...

NBA's Chris Webber has some explaining to do!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Manager: There's nothing wrong with the PA system. Clean the wax out of your ears, Tyrone. I said, "I need a volunteer to suck Busey."
Tyrone: Dayamm, I thawt yo said...
Manager: I know what you thought.

-OR-

Mustang Ranch opens a bathhouse
Hey, boy, you're no prize yourself. You asked for a white dude, Busey's a white dude. No refunds. Enjoy.

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PORKY'S XI - Pee Wee keeps dropping the soap in the shower on purpose.

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Un uh, Iz ain't playing Rock, Paper, Scissors wit you no mo. YOU put his Depends on. That honky don't got no bladder problem, he's into dat golden shower sheeet.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm telling you for the last time, that is not Buddy Holly! Now stop bothering me and enjoy your shower time!"

Steve O said...

A new member of the paparazzi learns that some naked celebrity pics bring in less money than others.

Dr. Doom said...

Not all hacked celebrity photos should be posted to the internet...

Dr. Doom said...

"Well there goes the neighborhood," said the manager of the Glory Hole Recreation Area...

Dr. Doom said...

Rep. Frank's internet search for 'celebrity interracial threesome' was quite a disappointment - well it would have been for almost anyone else...

USMC2841 said...

Don't miss Gary Busey in "DC Flab"

curly said...

"He says he voted for Obama twice, so you owe him."

Armando said...

USMC2841: don't you mean, Gary Busey in "DC Flabulous"?

Jay Guevara said...

"He's right behind me, isn't he?"

Anonymous said...

somebody's sure excited about the mid-terms

Anonymous said...

Jake Busey, you been working out...much after Starship Troopers?

Anonymous said...

The curb is ashamed to have spent that one misbegotten night in '88 chasing after Gary's mind when it could have had all this.

Anonymous said...

Jake from State Farm's dad pays a visit to "adjust" your claim. Pray he doesn't alter your policy any further, Lando.

Anonymous said...

Please tell Gary again it's Scotland's independence we're discussing--not scrotums.

The Expendable said...

Although he was a fan of Gary Busey's early film, "Crack in the Floor", Leroy regretted not reading the script before accepting a role in the sequel, "Crack in the Back Door".

The Expendable said...

Once a star receiver for the Baltimore Ravens, Ray Rice is now known as cabana boy to the stars.

Mr Hankey said...

Having arrived naked, the Terminator scans his prey and quickly determines that he in danger in this town called Ferguson.

Mr Hankey said...

Danny tries to tell Leroy that his cell phone warranty will expire if it gets wet in the shower. Gary turns and bends to show Leroy where to store his cell phone. Hilarity ensues.

Anonymous said...

Are you two the escapees of the local mental institution?
No--but we did spend last night in a Holiday Inn Express.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Quick, Rufus! Go check all the drain traps before any other guests use the pool. I'm positive Busey's leaving floaters. Look at his sh*t-eating grin!

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Dayamm, Bill Clinton sure has let hisself go.
No kidding! What's worse, he mistakes the towels for blue dresses.

Submariner said...

Tonight on "King of Queens,"
Doug and Deacon try the new mandatory IPS "Shower With Your Buddy" program. Hilarity ensues when Carrie and Arthur get the wrong idea.

Submariner said...

"...not that there's anything wrong with that."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Miami Vice 30th Anniversary Special
Sonny Crockett chuckles as the attendant explains the Kentucky gym's "WHITES ONLY" policy and directs Tubbs to the "COLOREDS" pool out back.

Submariner said...

Mackinrow lectures; "...and if you rub your Busey more than three times in the shower, you're considered playing with it."