Monday, October 13, 2014
Abortion Barbie (D-TX) Rolls Out Her New Campaign Ad
1. Ironically, Abortion Barbie now wishes she had never been born.
2. They wondered why the rally was so sparsely attended, and then realized all the good parking spaces had been taken.
3. "And I just want to say that as your governor, I will work for you; No matter how defective, inferior, or useless to society you are."
4. "And now our main speaker... Joe Biden... let's stand up and give him a round of... oh, never mind."
5. "Dear Ms. Davis, How is my old campaign manager working out for you? (signed) Todd Akin."
Best of Dr. Doom
I bet there is a strong odor of Ass Fragrance in that assemblage...
Best of Jay Guevara
"And I'd like to announce the start of the walk-a-thon in support of my campaign. Let's roll!"
Best of jimmy
"Oh, no! Roberta, you need to get up front for the photo op. As our anorexic, transgendered, Black, Jewish, gluten-intolerant lesbian with low vision problems, you deserve the prime real estate. Hey, you! Forrest Gump! Move it or lose it."