Monday, October 13, 2014

Abortion Barbie (D-TX) Rolls Out Her New Campaign Ad



1. Ironically, Abortion Barbie now wishes she had never been born.

2. They wondered why the rally was so sparsely attended, and then realized all the good parking spaces had been taken.

3. "And I just want to say that as your governor, I will work for you;  No matter how defective, inferior, or useless to society you are."

4. "And now our main speaker... Joe Biden... let's stand up and give him a round of... oh, never mind."

5. "Dear Ms. Davis, How is my old campaign manager working out for you? (signed) Todd Akin."

Best of Dr. Doom
I bet there is a strong odor of Ass Fragrance in that assemblage...

Best of Jay Guevara
"And I'd like to announce the start of the walk-a-thon in support of my campaign. Let's roll!"

Best of jimmy
"Oh, no! Roberta, you need to get up front for the photo op. As our anorexic, transgendered, Black, Jewish, gluten-intolerant lesbian with low vision problems, you deserve the prime real estate. Hey, you! Forrest Gump! Move it or lose it."

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who's that knocking on my door?
It's gotta be a quarter to four.
Is it you again, coming 'round for more?
Well you can love me tonight, if you want.
But in the morning make sure you're gone.
I'm talkin' to you!
Hot legs, wearing me out.
Hot legs, you can scream and shout!
Hot legs, are you still in school?
I'd abort you, honey!

Whacko said...

"Well, Wendy, I think we have all the voting groups covered. Wait! Where's the straight white guy?"

Dr. Doom said...

I bet there is a strong odor of Ass Fragrance in that assemblage...

Kaptain Krude said...

A governor who fights for ALL Texans... except for those Republicans. To Hell with them!

Wendy Davis said...

"See, some of my best friends are useless invalids."

Jay Guevara said...

"And I'd like to announce the start of the walk-a-thon in support of my campaign. Let's roll!"

jimmy said...

"Oh, no! Roberta, you need to get up front for the photo op. As our anorexic, transgendered, Black, Jewish, gluten-intolerant lesbian with low vision problems, you deserve the prime real estate. Hey, you! Forrest Gump! Move it or lose it."

Dr. Doom said...
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Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "I have a black, a woman, two Jews, and TWO cripples, and we've got talent. We've got talent, yes we do, we've got talent, how about you?"

The Expendable said...

Flip side of sign: "I still support Barack Obama"

Kaptain Krude said...

Flip side of sign: "John Edwards is good."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Worst "big tent" campaign idea since 'Chel wore one.

-OR-

The ad was lame enough (pun intended) but did they have to modify the lyrics to Jerry Reed's song?:
Wheelchair bound, loaded up and truckin'
We gonna do what they say can't be done
Keep your hand hard on the peddle,
son never mind them brakes,
let it all hang out 'cause we've got a run to make.
We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there,
I'm wheelchair bound just watch ol' Bandit run!





Freedom of religion without freedom from religion breeds a fugly ignorant and repressive mindset this country cannot afford if we're going to battle anti-American liberal cancers, e.g., invading illegals, executive order abuse, gun control/confiscation, corrupt department heads, etc.
I'm 100% pro-choice, 100% anti-religious tyranny. Just saying.

Submariner said...

This photo sure looks like the set-up for a joke that most liberals would find offensive. Just sayin'

Submariner said...

Flip side of sign: "except UNBORN Texans..."