Friday, October 17, 2014

Butt Hole


The Fantastic Four's Thing gets a much-needed prostate exam.


32 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

I just hate getting up at the crack of Dawn.

Kaptain Krude said...

Obvious caption #1: "My God, it's full of stars!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oooh look, free kittens! I wonder what they are doing here?" Katie was going to learn that not everything was what it appeared to be.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Move along, folks, it's just another liberal french-kissing the town's bust of Hilary Clinton.

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Trq^~vort didn't need to eat very often so the occasional disgorged tennis shoes, pacemaker, IUD or sunglasses never attracted attention.

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Remakes are rarely as good as the originals. Take this latest reinterpretation of Alice in Wonderland.

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Berta's such a slut she'll go down on just about anything.

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Year 2831, EPCOT CENTER - A tourist examines Nancy Pelosi's recently unearthed hollow skull with perfectly preserved skin. Archeologists say there's no evidence a brain ever formed.

The Expendable said...

As the ancient glaciel ice receded, the perfectly preserved body of Betty White's long-lost twin sister was finally revealed.

Jay Guevara said...

Finding Moochelle on her appointment schedule ruined her proctologist's day.

Anonymous said...

Have you any better ideas on how to get one's rocks off?

Anonymous said...

For sure, she'll never stop playing with her fissure

Anonymous said...

Lichen never had it so good after Gretchen developed an unusual oral fixation

Anonymous said...

Does the Thing hear the ocean when holding a cooch shell against its ear?

Anonymous said...

The Colossus of Rhonda's Rear was the real wonder of the ancient world

Anonymous said...

Some admire whorls in marble, others whores semi-embedded in carbonite

Anonymous said...

A sundial for the garden you'll never forget to clean

Anonymous said...

You're supposed to kiss the Blarney Stone, not become its mother-in-law

Anonymous said...

Had she worn the proper shoes for spelunking, this entire tripping balls incident would've never occurred

Anonymous said...

A stalagmite, not a stalactite for the mineral deposits of one shaft

Anonymous said...

Naked and Afraid--or Topless and Drunk?

Anonymous said...

How Lena Dunham tracks the ever shifting political winds

Anonymous said...

You know Lena converted to Islam after she bows and sticks her gob toward Mica

Anonymous said...

Build your house not on sand but on the fossiled rock of groupies, sayeth the Rock Gods.
\m/

dadoctah said...

It started with "screaming brat on board", then the bloody severed arm hanging out of the car trunk, then the whimsical witch (with broom) crashed into a tree or a streetlight.

Now, just in time for Halloween, from the Sir Mix-a-Lot collection....

Dr. Doom said...

I Hugh Hefner had directed The Wizard of Oz

Dr. Doom said...

In Soviet Russia brick $hits you...

Dr. Doom said...

At the CVS Ass Fragrance Farm...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Fisting - Yer doing it Rong, but points for enthusiasm.
Maybe that should be "BUTT points"

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Spelunking for wussies.

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Elsie suffers from Pain in the Ass OCD.

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Today on FOX - "Jaws of Life vs Cheeks of Wrath"

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Butt Closure customer service rep finally realizes it was a prank emergency call.

Kaptain Krude said...

"My God, that's the biggest I've ever seen... I've ever seen."

You didn't have to repeat that.

"I didn't."

Submariner said...

After loading and trying to tow it into place, Odysseus decided to build "Trojan Horse 2.0" out of wood and add wheels.

Submariner said...

My guess: this is the back side of Mt Rushmore after the first face was completed...

What'd ol' Subby win?

dadoctah said...

Ah, *now* I have a place to park my bicycle!

Rodney Dill said...

Dis ain't Pismo Beach... must've taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

chronos the wonder pig said...

There is a Beavis joke here somewhere....

Submariner said...

In Mother Russia, rock crushes you between cheeks to make diamond.