Tuesday, October 07, 2014

Deserves So Many Ass-Kickings


1.

2. How nature says, "Cries during intercourse."

3. The Democrats wanted to find their best representative of middle America to hold the sign. This was the best they could do. He once went into a Wal-Mart.

4. His senior class voted him "Most likely to hear 'Well, duh!' when he comes out to his parents."

5. Makes Pajama Boy look like Chuck Norris.

Best of Jay Guevara
Am I the only one who would love to see this whatever it is reporting to recruit training with R. Lee Ermey?

Best of The Expendable
Ironically, although Brent supports Barack Obama, he dresses like Hillary Clinton.

Best of andthenblammo!
"I went to my doctor to ask about a sex change. She said, 'Why bother, queenie?' I just cried into my pillow that night, cried and cried and cried!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Obverse reads: I'm a bottom, be gentle.


Best of Double the U
The winner of the Most Masculine Democrat of September 2014 award.
(Please note that this contest was for males only)

Best of kg
When did Janet Reno have a kid?

Best of chronos the wonder pig
"Obama promised me socks!"


Best of Russ in Oregon
Rachel Maddow is casting for an Ed McMahon for her show.

18 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

No socks
No shame
No cervix

Jay Guevara said...

Come back, John Wayne. All is forgiven.

Jay Guevara said...

Am I the only one who would love to see this whatever it is reporting to recruit training with R. Lee Ermey?

Double the U said...

Later that day Obama and three agents visited Phillip, Obama had two words for him, "Please stop"

The Expendable said...

Ironically, although Brent supports Barack Obama, he dresses like Hillary Clinton.

The Expendable said...

30 seconds before this picture was taken, Lori Hamhocks (in background) told Brent, "I'm going to get another milkshake. Here, hold my sign... and wear my shoes."

USMC2841 said...

WTF? You people ever hear of socks???

jimmy said...

On flip side of sign:

"Follow me to the 'Ripley's Believe It or Not!' museum on Third and Pinecrest to see other freaks like me!"

andthenblammo! said...

"I went to my doctor to ask about a sex change. She said, 'Why bother, queenie?' I just cried into my pillow that night, cried and cried and cried!"

Dr. Doom said...

Flip side of sign: "Occupy My Pants"...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It takes all kinds to make the world go round.
Some make you want to stop the world and barf.

-OR-

Obverse reads: I'm a bottom, be gentle.

-OR-

Don't ask if it has a BFF unless you want a 15-minute whiny spiel about how FAH-bew-lous they get along.

Double the U said...

The winner of the Most Masculine Democrat of September 2014 award.
(Please note that this contest was for males only)

kg said...

When did Janet Reno have a kid?

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Obama promised me socks!"

curly said...

Sockless and cockless.

Anonymous said...

Rachel Maddow is casting for an Ed McMahon for her show.


..................Russ in Oregon

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"That 70's Show" quotes on IMDB
Kitty Forman: He was always a fragile child.
Red Forman: Have you met my other daughter?

-OR-

Noting the little hearts on the sign, Crocodile Dundee had to cop a feel to make sure. Wasn't enough down under to make a positive ID and the girlie squeal just added to his confusion.

-OR-

In Funk & Wagnalls, FIG. 1 - nancy-boi

Carpe Phlogiston said...

First documented case of a placard with a lisp.