2. How nature says, "Cries during intercourse."
3. The Democrats wanted to find their best representative of middle America to hold the sign. This was the best they could do. He once went into a Wal-Mart.
4. His senior class voted him "Most likely to hear 'Well, duh!' when he comes out to his parents."
5. Makes Pajama Boy look like Chuck Norris.
Best of Jay Guevara
Am I the only one who would love to see this whatever it is reporting to recruit training with R. Lee Ermey?
Best of The Expendable
Ironically, although Brent supports Barack Obama, he dresses like Hillary Clinton.
Best of andthenblammo!
"I went to my doctor to ask about a sex change. She said, 'Why bother, queenie?' I just cried into my pillow that night, cried and cried and cried!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Obverse reads: I'm a bottom, be gentle.
Best of Double the U
The winner of the Most Masculine Democrat of September 2014 award.
(Please note that this contest was for males only)
Best of kg
When did Janet Reno have a kid?
Best of chronos the wonder pig
"Obama promised me socks!"
Best of Russ in Oregon
Rachel Maddow is casting for an Ed McMahon for her show.