Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Eating Scene, M'Chel and Unhappy Children



Done enough gagh captions. Done enough "Eat this or I will gut you with bat'leth" captions. Getting tougher to find a first Klingon angle that isn't played out yet.

1. "A little nutmeg effectively covers the taste of bitter almonds," thought M'Chel.

2. "You damn well better eat your vegetables you chalk-faced-whore."

3. Little girl. "So, after you picked all of these mushrooms from the woods in the Pacific Northwest, did the townspeople come to marvel at the size of your footprints and speculate what kind of ape-beast you might be?"

4. "This 'Reggie Love Special Creamy Salad Dressing' tastes weird."

5. Little girl. "Well, I wasn't bulimic *before* I started eating the Obama-mandated school lunches."

Best of chronos the wonder pig
see children, one mutant rabbit will feed the whole school......

Best of Best of
The beast is about to tear off white meat strips from its young victim after hearing an innocent comment about white stripes being slimming.

Best of racerboy
Bah, this is woman's food! Bring me something that bleeds, food for a warrior!!!

Best of Dr. Doom
"I don't care if you like it or not - YOU WILL EAT IT," commanded the First Lady, "now keep choking it down or I will send you to the Safe Schools Czar for a little 'special counselling'..."

Best of Steve O
The trick is to keep your elbows on the table, and use a crane motion to move the food to your mouth.

Best of The Expendable
Little Susie thawt bubble: "This centerpiece is a lot nicer than the centerpieces we usually get at school lunch."

M'chelle thawt bubble: "This arugula and dandelion salad isn't nearly as good as I get in Martha's Vineyard."

Best of jimmy
Little Suzie was told she would either eat for the cameras, or she would never see her mommy and daddy again. No one told her she had to pretend to enjoy the food.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Oh goodie. Vegetables. I love eating vegetables. Yes. *sigh* How I love eating vegetables. This is my dream dinner - vegetables. Hooray. What a privilege it is to be here, eating vegetables with the First Lady. Oh, what a lucky girl I am."

Best of Submariner
Klingon thawt bubble: "Portuguese Water Dog is TASTY! Now maybe Barry'll get the idea to obey when I order HIM to stay..."

23 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Chelbubble - pout "I knew it. Everything just tastes better on a shovel." sigh

-OR-

Chelbubble - "Damn, hope I remembered to tell them to deliver those pizzas around back."

-OR-

Chelbubble - "WTF? This ain't my 'special' plate!! They've served me the same crap we're making kids eat!

chronos the wonder pig said...

see children, when you add ass fragrance to your school lunch, it tastes so much better!

chronos the wonder pig said...

see children, one mutant rabbit will feed the whole school......

Anonymous said...

The black armband denotes mourning for some hashed boko sham.

Anonymous said...

Putting the man in table manners, tanned Chaz Bono slouches at the constant weight its sewn on appendage exerts on the upper body.

Anonymous said...

The beast is about to tear off white meat strips from its young victim after hearing an innocent comment about white stripes being slimming.

Anonymous said...

Wait, you didn't drop your napkin--it's right there, next to your plate! Why are your neighbors squirming, you handy bitch?!

Anonymous said...

A wicked youth sups at the right hand of the devil woman, who cries, "Re-pant, vile sinner! These relaxed-fit waders cannot contain what belches forth from my arse of eternal hell fire."

racerboy said...

Bah, this is woman's food! Bring me something that bleeds, food for a warrior!!!

Dr. Doom said...

"I don't care if you like it or not - YOU WILL EAT IT," commanded the First Lady, "now keep choking it down or I will send you to the Safe Schools Czar for a little 'special counselling'..."

Anonymous said...

Let them eat cake!

Steve O said...

The trick is to keep your elbows on the table, and use a crane motion to move the food to your mouth.

The Expendable said...

Little Susie realizes too late that she has thrown away any chance at being elected class president by appearing onstage with M'chelle Obama.

The Expendable said...
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The Expendable said...

Little Susie thawt bubble: "This centerpiece is a lot nicer than the centerpieces we usually get at school lunch."

M'chelle thawt bubble: "This arugula and dandelion salad isn't nearly as good as I get in Martha's Vineyard."

jimmy said...

Little Suzie was told she would either eat for the cameras, or she would never see her mommy and daddy again. No one told her she had to pretend to enjoy the food.

Jay Guevara said...

OT

V, there's a great photo for a future Caption This! entry at Weasel Zippers: http://weaselzippers.us/202676-white-house-officially-at-defcon-1-over-ebola-release-third-photo-of-obama-working-on-crisis/#disqus_thread

Kaptain Krude said...

"Just 25 more bites until I can break my eatin' shovel out... just 24 more bites until I can break my eatin' shovel out... just 23 more bites..."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oh goodie. Vegetables. I love eating vegetables. Yes. *sigh* How I love eating vegetables. This is my dream dinner - vegetables. Hooray. What a privilege it is to be here, eating vegetables with the First Lady. Oh, what a lucky girl I am."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Let them eat vegetables! What, did you think I was going to say cake? Ha ha, no. That's what I get to eat!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Teenbubble: What a hypocrite. Grounded for life for playing "sanctuary city freebies" in my bedroom with 3 illegals is so unfair.

-OR-

Blackmailerbubble: ♩ ♬ I saw mommy kissing Secret Service Santa Claus ♩ ♫

Submariner said...

Klingon thawt bubble: "Portuguese Water Dog is TASTY! Now maybe Barry'll get the idea to obey when I order HIM to stay..."

Submariner said...

Klingon thawt bubble: "That's the problem with Asian kids - you're hungry an hour after you have one over for lunch..."