Wednesday, October 15, 2014
Eating Scene, M'Chel and Unhappy Children
Done enough gagh captions. Done enough "Eat this or I will gut you with bat'leth" captions. Getting tougher to find a first Klingon angle that isn't played out yet.
1. "A little nutmeg effectively covers the taste of bitter almonds," thought M'Chel.
2. "You damn well better eat your vegetables you chalk-faced-whore."
3. Little girl. "So, after you picked all of these mushrooms from the woods in the Pacific Northwest, did the townspeople come to marvel at the size of your footprints and speculate what kind of ape-beast you might be?"
4. "This 'Reggie Love Special Creamy Salad Dressing' tastes weird."
5. Little girl. "Well, I wasn't bulimic *before* I started eating the Obama-mandated school lunches."
Best of chronos the wonder pig
see children, one mutant rabbit will feed the whole school......
Best of Best of
The beast is about to tear off white meat strips from its young victim after hearing an innocent comment about white stripes being slimming.
Best of racerboy
Bah, this is woman's food! Bring me something that bleeds, food for a warrior!!!
Best of Dr. Doom
"I don't care if you like it or not - YOU WILL EAT IT," commanded the First Lady, "now keep choking it down or I will send you to the Safe Schools Czar for a little 'special counselling'..."
Best of Steve O
The trick is to keep your elbows on the table, and use a crane motion to move the food to your mouth.
Best of The Expendable
Little Susie thawt bubble: "This centerpiece is a lot nicer than the centerpieces we usually get at school lunch."
M'chelle thawt bubble: "This arugula and dandelion salad isn't nearly as good as I get in Martha's Vineyard."
Best of jimmy
Little Suzie was told she would either eat for the cameras, or she would never see her mommy and daddy again. No one told her she had to pretend to enjoy the food.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Oh goodie. Vegetables. I love eating vegetables. Yes. *sigh* How I love eating vegetables. This is my dream dinner - vegetables. Hooray. What a privilege it is to be here, eating vegetables with the First Lady. Oh, what a lucky girl I am."
Best of Submariner
Klingon thawt bubble: "Portuguese Water Dog is TASTY! Now maybe Barry'll get the idea to obey when I order HIM to stay..."