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May I offer you a carrot?
"Yes, I am a carrot top. Would you like to see my carrot bottom?" Ang Lee gets into the porno business.
Little-known X-Files Factoid #5397Due to a typo in the original pilot episode script, when Skinner introduced her to Mulder as his new partner, Gillian/Scully sat on the casting couch, unbuttoned her X-Flies and performed such an awesome scene that it took 7 "retakes" **cough** before the director said she got the part.-OR-Long lost X-Files Episode Season 2In a remote border town near the Rio Grande, Mulder is carjacked by illegal aliens and Scully, unable to call for backup, is forced to pay the ransom the old-fashioned way.-OR-Long lost X-Files Episode Season 3Despite his skepticism, Mulder paid the voodoo woman $50 for the Piece of Ass Fragrance herbs, returned to the hotel and brewed Dana some tea. Proved to be the best damn use of taxpayer money ever.
I am *so* having breakfast at Wendy's tomorrow!
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