Friday, October 10, 2014

Open Line Friday



Best of Double the U
And now Harrison Ford will do his imitation of America every election day.

Best of Best of
National Lampoon: Buy the prequel DVDs now or Greedo doesn't get it in the next release!

Best of Best of
Splattering your brains against the wall won't get your script for an American Graffiti sequel green lit now, will it?

Best of Best of
Trigger warnings for this movie: xenophobia, robot enslavement, monarchical princesses, paternalism, smuggling, smoking, fat shaming, Manichaeism, Empirical and Rabelaisian sexism...

Best of metalgarth
Yes George, Episode 1 sounds like a great movie

Best of Kaptain Krude
"All right, that's far enough," Han shouted to circle of mercenaries slowly encircling him. "I don't care who she is, tell this Hillary person that I have no interest in seeing her naked!"

Best of Steve O
Upon hearing about a remake in the works for The Crystal Skull.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Little-known Hollywood Factoid #6084
Ford's AIRPLANE! cameo as a goofy TSA Air Marshal was left on the cutting room.

17 comments:

Double the U said...

And now Harrison Ford will do his imitation of America every election day.

Anonymous said...

National Lampoon: Buy the prequel DVDs now or Greedo doesn't get it in the next release!

Anonymous said...

Somebody got into Carrie's special stash

Anonymous said...

How Harrison pierced his ear and nearly ruined his career

Anonymous said...

Splattering your brains against the wall won't get your script for an American Graffiti sequel green lit now, will it?

Anonymous said...

We're all just one bra-less trash compactor cut away from madness. "Didn't you see those nipples--I can't be the only one to have noticed?!"

Anonymous said...

Behold the last ditch tactic to stop Alec Guinness's contract-negotiation juggernaut.

Anonymous said...

Someday one will emerge who's stronger in the Farce than Jimmy Carter? FML!

Anonymous said...

Trigger warnings for this movie: xenophobia, robot enslavement, monarchical princesses, paternalism, smuggling, smoking, fat shaming, Manichaeism, Empirical and Rabelaisian sexism...

Whacko said...

ORA "Drop your weapons or the white guy gets it!"

metalgarth said...

Yes George, Episode 1 sounds like a great movie

dadoctah said...

Doing the Kessel Run in under twelve parsecs. Ur doin it rong.

Kaptain Krude said...

"All right, that's far enough," Han shouted to circle of mercenaries slowly encircling him. "I don't care who she is, tell this Hillary person that I have no interest in seeing her naked!"

Steve O said...

Upon hearing about a remake in the works for The Crystal Skull.

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like the Democrats took a majority on the Imperial Ruling Council...

Anonymous said...

Who is this?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Because celebrities agreed to make cameo appearances, Joe Biden's Safe Gun Handling Tutorial series ended up killing more people than Eric Holder's Fast and Furious debacle.

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Little-known Hollywood Factoid #6084
Ford's AIRPLANE! cameo as a goofy TSA Air Marshal was left on the cutting room.

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Ford hopes the Fleshlight Mini commercials he made for the Japanese market were permanently destroyed by the tsunami.