Wednesday, October 29, 2014

SCOAMF Plays With His Food


1. When he found out there was no way to charge Bo's veterinary expenses to the taxpayer's, the SCOAMF neutered him DIY-style.

2. "Whore," thought the other dog. "You'll do anything with a pulse."

3. Sometimes when the Preezy trips on acid, everything turns into Reggie Love.

4. So, he can't handle the simple task of walking the dog either. Figures.

5. "Come on baby, wag that tail lower. Yeah, you know what daddy likes."

Best of  chronos the wonder pig
Doggie Style = ur doing it wrong.....

Best of  Best of  
Pooch, trained to satisfy Mooch, mistakes cooch for peanut farmer and plants smooch

Best of Best of  
Sorry, but the smell of wet dog cannot mask the stench of failure.

Best of  The Expendable
After being force-fed a strict organic vegan diet for the past six months by M'chelle, Bo decides that even some scrawny neck bones would taste good.

Best of  Carpe Phlogiston
OB Thawtbubble: Dat be some mighty fine ass fragrance on your breath!

Best of  Dr. Doom
Some breeds are uncontrollably attracted to the scent of Ass Fragrance...

Best of  GregMan
Puppy Acres wasn't exactly Man's Country, but the SCOAMF had to learn to make do.

Best of  Jay Guevara
"Please be gentle, Bo."
"Woof!" (translation: "Don't act like it's your first time, bitch!")

Best of  Carpe Phlogiston
Two-tone's thawtbubble: "Obamalama motorboats male dog" is the perfect title for your lame duck waddle into the history books."

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

January 21, 2016. Indonesian dog meat stew.

..........Russ in Oregon

Anonymous said...

Cry "hammock!" and let slip the dogs of this bore.

chronos the wonder pig said...

Doggie Style = ur doing it wrong.....

Anonymous said...

Leading from behound

Anonymous said...

Pooch, trained to satisfy Mooch, mistakes cooch for peanut farmer and plants smooch

Anonymous said...

Many are the steps to recovery from bestial desires. Here we see a substitution approach, not unlike the use of methadone for heroin addicts. God willing, some day this poor devil may crawl out from under the Wookie on his back.

Anonymous said...

After learning pet medication can be identical to human prescriptions, the architect of affordable health care demonstrates his best cost cutting ideas. The "reduce, reuse, recycle" order from his office to the FDA cannot be far behind.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but the smell of wet dog cannot mask the stench of failure.

Anonymous said...

Pathetic loser uses dogs to recreate staged faintings from the campaign trial

The Expendable said...

After being force-fed a strict organic vegan diet for the past six months by M'chelle, Bo decides that even some scrawny neck bones would taste good.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Signs of Marital Strife?
After 'Chel cashed in the Hair Cuttery's $10 OFF poodle-cut afro and slipped out of her curtain-of-the-day ensemble to go wookie au naturel, she realized Obamalama would still prefer sucking face with the "other" black gonad-licker.

-OR-

Snowden begins releasing classified NSA photos! The first confirms rumors Obamalama's into threesomes.
A run on eye bleach ensues as Pelosi, Hillary, Biden, Boehner and McCain express concern that their own peccadilloes might be exposed.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

OB Thawtbubble: Dat be some mighty fine ass fragrance on your breath!

-OR-

Oreo Dawg's Thawtbubble: Dammit, Sloppy Seconds again!

Anonymous said...

Portuguese water hound observes his companion trodding over fecal matter of indeterminate origin

Anonymous said...

A dog-faced stunt hits the deck and gives you fifty excuses before chow time

Jay Guevara said...

"I love it when you hold back, Bo."

Dr. Doom said...

Some breeds are uncontrollably attracted to the scent of Ass Fragrance...

Anonymous said...

Red Rocket!!!
Red Rocket!!!
Red Rocket!!!

GregMan said...

Puppy Acres wasn't exactly Man's Country, but the SCOAMF had to learn to make do.

GregMan said...

"Zzzz...Mmm, Reggie, you know just what I like...wait a minute... DAMMIT BO!"

Jay Guevara said...

"Please be gentle, Bo."


"Woof!" (translation: "Don't act like it's your first time, bitch!")

Dr. Doom said...

A perfect metaphor for the President's legacy...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Two-tone's thawtbubble: "Obamalama motorboats male dog" is the perfect title for your lame duck waddle into the history books."

-OR-

Two-tone's thawtbubble: Why don't you two pervs rent a room?