1. That vacuous expression of complete, mind-numbed stupidity. How is she not a State Department spokesperson.
2. "Wow, I can't believe the secret service let me get this close to the President considering I'm packing two Glocks and I'm infected with Ebola!"
3. "I can't believe I just farted on the President!"
Best of Submariner
Tweet with the picture: "Exact moment President goosed me!"
Best of Whacko
"Somebody ought to shoot that dingbat of a president. Oops, he's right behind me, isn't he?"
Best of Rodney Dill
Objects to rear, are dumber than they appear.
Best of jimmy
Why. won't. this. bomb. go. off?!?!?
Best of Rick Richards
A picture of a poser, posing for a picture with a poser.
Best of Dr. Doom
My how times have changed. No way this young lady gets this close to President Clinton without being groped...
Best of The Expendable
Text on phone: "OMG! My 1st time mtng the prez and my 1st time seeing a negro up close!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Even the asleep-at-the-switch Secret Service weren't fooled by George Takei's hair extensions and eye surgery... NSA had long ago red-flagged George's desire to plant a big wet one on Obamalama and from the size of that grin, George was finally going to make his move!
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I felt that," President Obama thundered to the assembled crowd. "Somebody touched the hem of my garment! Who did it?"
Best of Markus ARyanas
*CLICK*, "Hey! That's not Derek Jeter!!!"
Best of mega
I can't believe I got an Obama Phone! OMG you guys, they didn't notice I was white!