Wednesday, October 01, 2014

Selfie

Brender


1. That vacuous expression of complete, mind-numbed stupidity. How is she not a State Department spokesperson.

2. "Wow, I can't believe the secret service let me get this close to the President considering I'm packing two Glocks and I'm infected with Ebola!"

3. "I can't believe I just farted on the President!"

Best of Submariner
Tweet with the picture: "Exact moment President goosed me!"

Best of Whacko
"Somebody ought to shoot that dingbat of a president. Oops, he's right behind me, isn't he?"

Best of Rodney Dill
Objects to rear, are dumber than they appear.

Best of jimmy
Why. won't. this. bomb. go. off?!?!?

Best of Rick Richards
A picture of a poser, posing for a picture with a poser.

Best of Dr. Doom
My how times have changed. No way this young lady gets this close to President Clinton without being groped...

Best of The Expendable
Text on phone: "OMG! My 1st time mtng the prez and my 1st time seeing a negro up close!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Even the asleep-at-the-switch Secret Service weren't fooled by George Takei's hair extensions and eye surgery... NSA had long ago red-flagged George's desire to plant a big wet one on Obamalama and from the size of that grin, George was finally going to make his move!

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I felt that," President Obama thundered to the assembled crowd. "Somebody touched the hem of my garment! Who did it?"

Best of Markus ARyanas
*CLICK*, "Hey! That's not Derek Jeter!!!"

Best of mega
I can't believe I got an Obama Phone! OMG you guys, they didn't notice I was white!

27 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Poor Connie. By the time she sucked the arugula from between her teeth and powdered that shiny forehead, Obamalama was halfway to the golf course.

Submariner said...

Pretty much everyone in this piocture's thawt bubble: "Braaaaiiiinnnnnzzzzzzzzz..."

Submariner said...

Tweet with the picture: "Exact moment President goosed me!"

Whacko said...

"Somebody ought to shoot that dingbat of a president. Oops, he's right behind me, isn't he?"

Rodney Dill said...

Yea, The rest of us would kind of like to look at him in the rear view mirror too.

Rodney Dill said...

Objects to rear, are dumber than they appear.

jimmy said...

Why. won't. this. bomb. go. off?!?!?

Rick Richards said...

A picture of a poser, posing for a picture with a poser.

jimmy said...

After the Head of Secret Service wished aloud for White House security to be "more like Disneyworld," this is what they came up with: Kymbyrlye, Brittani, and Amber-Tiffani snapping pics of assassins and offering them $8 bottles of water.

Dr. Doom said...

My how times have changed. No way this young lady gets this close to President Clinton without being groped...

Dr. Doom said...

Secret Service Training Quiz
In this scenario the proper action is:
a) Tackle the interloper while screening POTUS
b) Frisk the interloper thoroughly (twice) to ensure she is not carrying any weapons
c) Terminate the interloper with extreme prejudice
d) Invite the interloper to the after party at the Secret Service hotel
e) Both B and D
f) Both C and D

The Expendable said...

Text on phone: "OMG! My 1st time mtng the prez and my 1st time seeing a negro up close!"

The Expendable said...

Thawt bubble: "SPLOOSH!"

The Expendable said...

Mindy, after covering her first Obama press conference as a cub reporter for MSNBC, was suddenly overcome with a strange tingling of the leg, commonly known as "Chris Matthews Syndrome".

dadoctah said...

"I'm sure to make the Fox News intern program with this scoop! Imagine, actual photographic proof of a colored guy in a *suit*!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Say hello to the new head of the Secret Service!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Socio-Psychology 101: Blonde interracial idolatry is a by-product of politically correct brainwashing and a dumbed down liberal education where "cheese" is pronounced "DOH."

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer's mirror confirmed what many already suspected. Obamalama isn't your ordinary traitor... he has no reflection.

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Even the asleep-at-the-switch Secret Service weren't fooled by George Takei's hair extensions and eye surgery... NSA had long ago red-flagged George's desire to plant a big wet one on Obamalama and from the size of that grin, George was finally going to make his move!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Is it just the lighting or is Obamalama looking less black and more feces due to aging, stress, a bad face peel and a nice case of ebola, chikungunya, dengue fever and McPatterson's diarrhea?

Kaptain Krude said...

That camera must have the fastest shutter speed, in order to catch Preezy Jeezy McBreezy in between the podium and the golf course.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I felt that," President Obama thundered to the assembled crowd. "Somebody touched the hem of my garment! Who did it?"

curly said...

"Take the, er, bimbo with the cell phone to M'chelle, eh, in a Princess Leia slave girl costume, er, immediately."

Jay Guevara said...

"Wow, I just got a great selfie with the worst President in American history!"

Reality Check said...

Two Words-
White Privilege

Dr. Doom said...

Well my 'Moonbat' alarm is going off but I can't tell which of them set it off...

Markus ARyanas said...

*CLICK*, "Hey! That's not Derek Jeter!!!"

mega said...

I can't believe I got an Obama Phone! OMG you guys, they didn't notice I was white!

mega said...

OMG this guy behind me could be Trayvon's dad!!!