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Mr. Obama pays for his order at the Credibility Gap...
That awkward moment when you run into the bouncer from Man's Country working his second job because his insurance premiums skyrocketed...
"Umm... I... umm... don't understand. My paycheck should have been... umm... direct deposited into that account last night. Umm... wait... damn... umm... damn it. This is only... umm... Thursday, isn't it?"
"Umm... no, I don't have another... umm... card, but I do have these... umm... three dollar Obama bucks."
Sorry Mr. President; your card doesn't have a high enough limit for two gold-plated eatin' shovels...
"One Happy Meal with toy for boy; that'll be $47.36 Mr. President." '$47.36! Why so, um, so, uh, much?!?'"This state raised the minimum wage to your recommendations, sir..."
Based on the restrictions in the Joint Travel Regulations, here are the keys to your Segway... Enjoy your stay in Seattle, sir.
"...and thank you for shopping at Old Navy, N'awlins. Sorry about Jed friskin' you, boy. He didn't know you was the President..."
Mr President this means that, just like your popularity, your credit card has expired.
"I'm sorry, sir, but this is a race card. I'll need your CREDIT card."
"Don't, um, worry son. I'm not going to, er, touch your (snicker!) girlfriend."
Obamalama: So, erm, I HOPE I get some CHANGE back.Dwayne: Sure, 'bout the same amount real Americans will get back from the DNC. -OR-Obamalama: URP That meal is already making me nauseous!Dwayne: Same way Americans feel after what you've made them swallow, huh? -OR-Obamalama: $1382.00?? That's gotta be a mistake.Dwayne: Nope, we have to charge you for the lost sales by customers who don't care to be in the same room with you.Obamalama: Dang, maybe that's why they're walking out on my stump speeches for Democratic candidates, too. Dwayne: Ya think?
Thawt bubble: "He's kinda cute, but does he REALLY think I'd risk the Wookie's wrath for that microscopic piece of cubic ziconium?!?"
"I'm sorry sir, but your SNAP card is not an official ID."
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