Tuesday, October 14, 2014

That Is One Big Flippin' Rabbit

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1. The new Donnie Darko remake has great CGI, but I think the producers missed the point of the original.

2. Worst part of owning a giant mutant rabbit; turds the size of softballs.

3. Now you must imagine "Meh, What's up, doc?" delivered in a floor-rattling baritone.

4. Mary Kay cosmetics issued a recall of all steroid-enhanced eyeliner products today as test animals began showing side effects.

Best of GregMan
BORA (Blatantly Obvious Reference Alert): "That's no ordinary rabbit!

Best of chronos the wonder pig
"And I, for one, welcome our new rabbit overlords."

Best of The Expendable
Thumper? I barely know 'er!

Best of The Expendable
"I will name him George, and I will love him and squeeze him..."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Eh... What's up Podiatrist?"

Best of jimmy
"You can keep your fancy cable television. I just have Thumper sit on top of the TV and I can pick up channels in Indonesia!"

Best of dadoctah
Furry fever comes to Enumclaw.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"If you think this is big, wait until you see my giant pussy!"

Best of Dr. Doom
Ang Lee's remake of Who Framed Roger Rabbit was... disturbing, really really disturbing...

Best of Dr. Doom
"Ehhh, what's up doc? I knew we shouldn't a taken that left turn at Los Alamos, Elmer," said Bugs...

Best of Kaptain Krude
Sadly ORA: "Now all we need is a giant cat and a giant penguin, and Deathtongue will live again!"

20 comments:

GregMan said...

BORA (Blatantly Obvious Reference Alert): "That's no ordinary rabbit!

chronos the wonder pig said...

"And I, for one, welcome our new rabbit overlords."

Jay Guevara said...

Jimmy Carter: "See? Not so funny when one of those suckers comes after YOU, is it?"

The Expendable said...

Thumper? I barely know 'er!

The Expendable said...

"I will name him George, and I will love him and squeeze him..."

The Expendable said...

During rehearsal for the annual "The View Magic Show", no one wore a large enough hat to pull Thumper out of. Not Star Jones, not Joy Behar... not even Barbara Walters. Then Whoopi walked in and saved the show.

The Expendable said...

Sam couldn't understand why he was still bald. He had followed the doctor's instructions faithfully. "Massage Rogaine into hare three times daily for maximum growth".

Rodney Dill said...

"Eh... What's up Podiatrist?"

jimmy said...

"You can keep your fancy cable television. I just have Thumper sit on top of the TV and I can pick up channels in Indonesia!"

dadoctah said...

Furry fever comes to Enumclaw.

Kaptain Krude said...

"If you think this is big, wait until you see my giant pussy!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Pet him? I'm just going to put him in the stew pot. Didn't you know? Michael Moore ordered rabbit stew, and I still have to catch the other 4!"

Dr. Doom said...

Ang Lee's remake of Who Framed Roger Rabbit was... disturbing, really really disturbing...

Dr. Doom said...

"Ehhh, what's up doc? I knew we shouldn't a taken that left turn at Los Alamos, Elmer," said Bugs...

Jay Guevara said...

Conine the Barbarian.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

After Jessica dumped him, Roger Rabbit really let himself go.

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I sure miss the Red Green Show.

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KARMA
The coroner would later conclude that Elmer couldn't stop at the railroad crossing because his lucky rabbit's foot got stuck under the brake pedal.

Kaptain Krude said...

Sadly ORA: "Now all we need is a giant cat and a giant penguin, and Deathtongue will live again!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The only known photo of young Harvey at the pet shop... before his growth spurt and subsequent escape.

Submariner said...

Sorry, kids; it died. Have you picked out both a boy and a girl name yet?

Submariner said...

I don't care how much luck you need in November, Mr. Obama; I'm NOT "cutting his feet off" for you!