Monday, October 13, 2014

The Prince and the SCOAMF

Brender

1. "Speaking of places run by an old queen, have you ever been to Man's Country?"

2. "Just gently touch the tips... come on... ah, that feels good, doesn't it?"

3. "Let me be clear, I have nothing but the, um, utmost respect for the um, special relationship between the US and Britain," said the SCOAMF while pissing on HRH's shoes.

4. "Speaking of, um, special relationships... have you ever been to Man's Country?"

5. "Did you enjoy the Corgi puppy Her Majesty sent?" "Yeah, it was delicious!"

Best of chronos the wonder pig
Shiny things!!

Best of dadoctah
"Loved you in Purple Rain, bro."

Best of The Expendable
"That's... umm... that's a lot of medals. Did you... umm... earn those as a corpse man?

Best of jimmy
As usual, Obama is not in on the joke as Camilla blows in Obama's ear to make that "wind whistling through the eaves" sound.

Best of Dr. Doom
The Prince of Wales can't contain his mirth as Mr. Obama bows to the footman...

Best of Dr. Doom
The products of centuries of inbreeding come together at a state function. Hilarity ensues...

Best of marco
So then I, um, point to my, um, head like this, and...tell them I'm really smart, um, and they elect me! Works every time!

Best of Dr. Doom
"What do you mean the giant bunny escaped," whispered the President into his mic? "Now who is going to hop in here with the scroll containing all of my speeches to give to the Royal Family. Oh hell just get Biden to do it..."

Best of USMC2841
You get me the throne and I'll get you Reggie Love. Just like "Throw Mama from the Train".

21 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Is that ass fragrance I smell sailor?"

chronos the wonder pig said...

Shinny things!!

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Hey!, As Commander-in-Chief, I should be able to give myself medals!"

dadoctah said...

"Loved you in Purple Rain, bro."

The Expendable said...

"That's... umm... quite a sword you have there... umm... and still in its... umm... still in its sheath too."

The Expendable said...

"That's... umm... that's a lot of medals. Did you... umm... earn those as a corpse man?

jimmy said...

As usual, Obama is not in on the joke as Camilla blows in Obama's ear to make that "wind whistling through the eaves" sound.

Dr. Doom said...

The Prince of Wales can't contain his mirth as Mr. Obama bows to the footman...

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

The products of centuries of inbreeding come together at a state function. Hilarity ensues...

Dr. Doom said...

"So Charlie, Biden told me this joke on Air Force One... An Anglican, a Jew, and the Queen walk into a bar... Now stop me if you have heard this one," chortled the President...

Dr. Doom said...

"Excuse me Your Highness, I am getting flash traffic from Mr. Soros here," interrupted the President...

Dr. Doom said...

"So um, did you get any of those for walking into stuff," asked the President?

The Expendable said...
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The Expendable said...

Barbara Billingsly (in white): Oh Your Highness, I speak jive.

Prince Charles: Capital, mum.

President B.O.: Umm... what it is... umm... big mama? My mama didn't... umm... raise no fool. I... umm... I dug his... umm... his rap.

Barbara Billingsly: Cut me some slack, Jack! Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow

marco said...

So then I, um, point to my, um, head like this, and...tell them I'm really smart, um, and they elect me! Works every time!

Dr. Doom said...

"What do you mean the giant bunny escaped," whispered the President into his mic? "Now who is going to hop in here with the scroll containing all of my speeches to give to the Royal Family. Oh hell just get Biden to do it..."

USMC2841 said...

You get me the throne and I'll get you Reggie Love. Just like "Throw Mama from the Train".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oooh, oooh you've got to try this prank on your missus... they put super glue on the Queen Mum's loo seat. Heads rolled! No, I'm quite serious, old chap. She had 3 blokes and a scullery maid beheaded in the Tower!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ahem, Well now that you mention it, I do stick out like a sore thumb in a roomful of whites.
Sorry about that, m'boy. We tried to truck in a few mooslim darkies to make you feel more at home but the cheeky buggers have all run off to Syria. On the plus side, London's crime rate's taken a bit of a tumble.

Submariner said...

Twat you say? I cunt hear you; I have an ear infucktion...