Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Well, Hello Sailor!


1. Blah Blah Blah Seaman... Blah Blah Blah Poop Deck...

2. "Don't worry about paying for the honeymoon. We'll find some Christians who don't wanna bake us a cake and sue their asses off. Hello, Tuscany!!"

3. "You're actually proposing? Well, blow me down!" "Later, honey."

4. "Billy, I want you to always be the torpedo in my tube."

5. "You know, seeing you in that position reminds me of the dimly lit rest area where we met."

Best of chronos the wonder pig
Blah Blah Blah Ass Fragrance......

Best of Submariner
I've been dreaming of this day ever since the USS Californication left for sea...

Best of dadoctah
"Now let's see if we can find a construction worker, a motorcycle cop, and an Indian."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
If we ever win another war, they'll probably caption the Times Square celebration photos "B-J Day."

Best of Best of
Apparently, rum and the lash are preferable to monogamy

Best of The Expendable
"Bruce, tonight we'll be navigating the windward passage together!"

Best of Whacko
"C'mon, Bruce, let me see your carrot!"

15 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

Blah Blah Blah Ass Fragrance......

Jay Guevara said...

"No, I'm begging you, let ME carry YOU across the threshold."

Submariner said...

I've been dreaming of this day ever since the USS Californication left for sea...

dadoctah said...

"Now let's see if we can find a construction worker, a motorcycle cop, and an Indian."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

If we ever win another war, they'll probably caption the Times Square celebration photos "B-J Day."

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Lee, promise me you won't take anyone else to The Splendor of Hung Poo while I'm gone.


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OUCHIE!! Bruce, don't squeeze so hard!
Bruce: Sorry, I keep forgetting our HL-ST rule... "Hands Limp, Sphincter Tight."

Anonymous said...

Apparently, rum and the lash are preferable to monogamy

Anonymous said...

Seventy three men sailed up from the San Francisco Bay.
They got off of that ship, and here's what they had to say

Anonymous said...

Now "privateer" doesn't sound so queer

Anonymous said...

It's a network pitch for a mini-series fusing The Last Ship with Children of Men

Anonymous said...

Either his ship's come in or his shit's--or a little from column A and a lot from column BJ

Anonymous said...

Lay all this at the feet of Harry Connick Jr. in Independence Day for not uploading the HIV virus to those aliens' hard drives before Randy Quaid cropdusted that stripper's face atop the Capitol Records building.

The Expendable said...

"Bruce, tonight we'll be navigating the windward passage together!"

Whacko said...

"C'mon, Bruce, let me see your carrot!"

chronos the wonder pig said...

"We can wear matching rings...if you know what I mean."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Don't be silly, baby. The new Navy motto may be "A guy in every port" but you'll always have the key to my porthole! ♥ ♥ ♥

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"Separating the Men from the Bois"
Awkward ways to tell if you're ghey or bi - #17

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The Village People street mimes were a huge success in San Francisco.

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Is this an episode of The Bachelor or The Bachelorette?