Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Well, Hello Sailor!
1. Blah Blah Blah Seaman... Blah Blah Blah Poop Deck...
2. "Don't worry about paying for the honeymoon. We'll find some Christians who don't wanna bake us a cake and sue their asses off. Hello, Tuscany!!"
3. "You're actually proposing? Well, blow me down!" "Later, honey."
4. "Billy, I want you to always be the torpedo in my tube."
5. "You know, seeing you in that position reminds me of the dimly lit rest area where we met."
Best of chronos the wonder pig
Blah Blah Blah Ass Fragrance......
Best of Submariner
I've been dreaming of this day ever since the USS Californication left for sea...
Best of dadoctah
"Now let's see if we can find a construction worker, a motorcycle cop, and an Indian."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
If we ever win another war, they'll probably caption the Times Square celebration photos "B-J Day."
Best of Best of
Apparently, rum and the lash are preferable to monogamy
Best of The Expendable
"Bruce, tonight we'll be navigating the windward passage together!"
Best of Whacko
"C'mon, Bruce, let me see your carrot!"