Thursday, October 02, 2014

Your Standard Thursday Sh-Bang

Bad Ideas for the Weekend...


7 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...


Nips at 11 and 5 o'clock? Careless plastic surgeon didn't screw one of her new boobs all the way on. What's the recommended torque setting for boobs, anyway?

The Expendable said...

@Carpe - "Screw in her boobs"? There's a joke in there somewhere, but honestly, it's too early to think of one.

dadoctah said...

South of the equator, boobs rotate the other way.

curly said...

"I'm just HOPE to CHANGE into something more comfortable."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Expendable, we know the joke you're looking for. :))

Given my atypical (for a sick intercourse) jaundiced opinion of BIG'uns, I channeled the ghost of Benny Hill who mistook a hair shadow for a downward-pointing nip and suggested a plastic surgeon screwed the things on like spongy light bulbs instead of using Obamalamacare-approved breast augmentation products: cement, cantaloupe rinds, fire alarm bells, medicine balls, feathers, crackly potato chip bags or used motor oil.

Aren't you glad Benny didn't mention the Obamalamacare-approved Silly Putty substitute for the poor girl's missing index finger?

Hugh Mcgarity said...

Nice thigh gap but no camel toe

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Hugh, as a lifetime thigh gap aficionado, this was too good not to share - The Daily Caller recently published a Celebrate Thigh Gap Thursday slideshow. Enjoy.


Any legal scholars out there?
Can I be prosecuted by the thawt police for what my tongue's fantasizing right now or need I only worry about what Sweetie's going to do to it with her pinking shears and knitting needles?