Wednesday, November 05, 2014
After the Tingles Are Gone
1. Matthews stewed. "Since when does Rachel Maddow get to put anyone in time-out. F--king Dyke!"
2. "Where's that stupid intern with my 'I Still Support Obama' sign. Also, my butt closures."
3. Reluctantly, Matthews conceded it might be time to change the 'lucky underwear' he had been wearing since Election Night 2008.
4. "Chris Hayes gets enemas, Ed Schultz gets enemas, Sharpton gets enemas... even Joe Scarborough gets enemas, but when I ask the suits for one, it's always 'Not in your contract, Chris.'"
5. "I'm pouty as Hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore."
Best of jimmy
"Well, I guess it could have been worse. I can blubber like a baby in primetime and be assured only seventeen or eighteen people will be watching."
Best of Whacko
Alas the leg tingles were replaced by a continuous light yellow liquid oozing,
Best of The Expendable
One can almost see the tingle draining out of his ass.
Best of Best of
Grumpy Cat has been dethroned. Long may his successor, Mayor McHard Cheese, reign.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Why can't I ever wear the strap-on?"