Friday, November 14, 2014

Clown Woman with Gun and Muffintop



1. If there were real justice in the universe, this would be the last thing Piers Morgan saw before he died.

2. Actually, this may be the last thing Kurt Cobain saw before he died.

3. And then, one day, Miley Cyrus just snapped and blew away the entire first row of the audience and it was the Best American Music Awards ever!

4. Don't bother, she's here.

5. "We all float down here!" Ang Lee *finally* nails a remake.

Best of Best of
Most terrifying is the splinter group Bozo Haram that recruits don't-call-them-domestic feminists from WGN's Chicago studios

Best of Best of
No, Lena Dunham's little sister wasn't affected at all!

Best of The Expendable
@Chronos: It's the only way I can overcome my irrational fear of clowns... with guns... and muffintops.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Once the swelling went down, Melanie Griffith wreaked havoc on the plastic surgeon who did her duck lips.

Best of Steve O
Pictures leak of the Republican who is alleged to have raped Lena Dunham.
It's actually a lot more believable now.

Best of Dr. Doom
Nobody rested any easier when the French Peacekeeping Force arrived in Jerusalem...

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Never clown around with trigger discipline

Anonymous said...

A suitable nurse to turn a brown frown upside down during Chris Matthews' colonoscopy.

Anonymous said...

Most terrifying is the splinter group Bozo Haram that recruits don't-call-them-domestic feminists from WGN's Chicago studios

Anonymous said...

Cyndi Lauper is due for a comeback...in professional wrestling. Cap't Lou always knew too.

Anonymous said...

No, Lena Dunham's little sister wasn't affected at all!

Anonymous said...

The MSNBC renactment of the raid on UBL's hideout upholds the quality you'd expect from the TV home of Sharpton

Anonymous said...

Please tell me we landed on a comet just to steer it into collision with this

Anonymous said...

Our military readiness gets the Gruber treatment

Anonymous said...

When the balloon goes up, the gal with no discernible balloons in front has got your back. Just don't ask her to blow anything up for you into special shapes.

Anonymous said...

A hundred years ago our brave soldiers were doughboys; we should be grateful the pasty progressive military command will keep the doughy in there somewhere.

chronos the wonder pig said...

Yea, but all y'all would still do her....
















The Expendable said...

@Chronos: It's the only way I can overcome my irrational fear of clowns... with guns... and muffintops.

dadoctah said...

Actually, @c_the_wp, not her. But Google Images for "nude kung-fu midgets with guns" and you're in the ballpark.

Dr. Doom said...

This is a perfect metaphor for the world image of Amerikkkan foreign policy under the Obama Administration...

Dr. Doom said...

If the Joker and Rosie O'Donnell had a love child.

Like that wold ever happen, the Joker has standards after all...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Once the swelling went down, Melanie Griffith wreaked havoc on the plastic surgeon who did her duck lips.

-OR-

When Drucilla has PMS, the whole neighborhood knows it.

-OR-

Penis Envy Overcompensation

Steve O said...

Pictures leak of the Republican who is alleged to have raped Lena Dunham.

It's actually a lot more believable now.

Dr. Doom said...

Nobody rested any easier when the French Peacekeeping Force arrived in Jerusalem...

Dr. Doom said...

The ISIL tide was eventually turned when Mr. Obama finally agreed to put 'heels on the ground' and sent in the PMS Rangers...