1. Mitch McConnell's karaoke rendition of "Love Me Tender" was creepy; Harry Reid's rendition of "Like a Virgin" was creepier.
2. Apparently, Mitch was the only man in the room who didn't know Gavin Newsom had the mic last.
3. ♩ "Feelings... nothing more than... feelings..." ♩
4. Sadly, Obama doubted that McConnell really would be back to pick him up later.
Best of metalgarth
American Idol's ratings are so low that the only network that would carry it was CSPAN
Best of Dr. Doom
Mitch: "Mr President, elections have consequences."
Charlie: "Not for me they don't..."
Best of jimmy
"I write the bills that make the Whiiiite House cringe. I write the bills with pork and uuuuseless things...
"I write the bills that Haaaarry Reid can't kill....I write the bills, I wriiite the bills."
Best of Best of
[In a booming Foghorn-Leghorn voice] "Pay attention when I'm talking to ya, boy! Okay, I'll shut up. Some fellas have to keep their tongues flappin' but not me. I was brought up right. My pa used to tell me to shut up and I'd shut up. I wouldn't say nothin'. One time darn near starved to death. WOULDN'T TELL HIM I WAS HUNGRY!!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"You'll get a 'harrumph' out of me, sir! 'Harrumph', I say, 'harrumph'! Sorry for that, folks, but politics is a nasty game!"
Best of The Expendable
Mitch's karaoke rendition of "Mammy" brought a tear to Charlie's eye, but Barack seethed to himself, "Damn him! He knew I had dibs on the Jolson medley!"