Monday, November 17, 2014

Not Exactly Churchill and Roosevelt, Are They?


1. "You know what I... ummmmmm... hate... ruthlessly competent dictators who make me like a .... ummmm.... idiot standing around with my dick in my hand... there's .... ummmmmm .... one behind me, isn't, um, there?"

2. "So, um, Dave... have you always had a, ummmm, conjoined twin?"

3. ORA: "Mr Putin has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover."

4. And now for a fairly easy round of 'Spot the Communist.'

5. "Quick... ummm.... Dave, is it? Ummmm... we have to make sure none of the .... ummmmm..... feminists can ummmm.... see Vladimir's naked-lady Aloha shirt."

Best of GregMan
Oooh, Dave, the suspense is killing me! Which one of us gets to be Putin's b1tch today? I hope it's me!

Best of metalgarth
The fact that Lenny and Carl were dressed almost identically aroused suspicion in Mr. Burns, therefore he took it upon himself to stalk them to whatever secret meeting they were heading to.

Best of Dactyl
Photobomb level: KGB

Best of of
Rockwell: "I always feel like somebody's watching meeee..."

Best of mega
"So....not to beat a dead horse, but how much you figure I could get for that bust of Churchill on eBay?"

Best of mega
The two-for-one special at Today's Man on shirts and jackets was a huge success.

Best of mega
"Do you get the feeling we're being watched? I mean, other than by the NSA, CIA, MI5, Homeland Security..."

Best of mega
Putin weighed them carefully, but could not decide which country would be a better source of slave-labor and women.

Best of mega
"Do you think if we put out a fake press release about a climate change agreement, people might not notice that we're incompetent frauds?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
This will be the last time Putin rides into town on a Shetland pony.

Best of Steve O
Soon... very soon...

Best of Kaptain Krude
Left: "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
Right: " "


Best of Dr. Doom
Old School Soviet Atomic Wedgie in 3... 2... 1...

30 comments:

GregMan said...

Oooh, Dave, the suspense is killing me! Which one of us gets to be Putin's b1tch today? I hope it's me!

GregMan said...

Moe, Larry and Vlad were a big hit on the Foreign Summit tour.

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or does that guy behind us speak in some gibberish language?

chronos the wonder pig said...

"You're right Barry, governing is so much easier when Putin pulls our strings!"

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Look at how cool we are, suits with no ties!"

dadoctah said...

Tony Orlando and Dawn: ur doin it rong.

John Schneider said...

mutt and jeff....

metalgarth said...
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metalgarth said...

The fact that Lenny and Carl were dressed almost identically aroused suspicion in Mr. Burns, therefore he took it upon himself to stalk them to whatever secret meeting they were heading to.

Anonymous said...

Is it a reunion tour for UB40 (points down in the polls) or Simply Red?

Anonymous said...

Russian bear craps among weeping willows

Anonymous said...

Putin agog at how life-like these dummies appear

Anonymous said...

Well, nothing ventured, nothing Ukraine'd.

Anonymous said...

Dude back there looks super syrious; dudes up front just look supercilious

Anonymous said...

Grab those ankles unless you want your next shindigs to be without Black Sea caviar

Dactyl said...

Photobomb level: KGB

Anonymous said...

Rockwell: "I always feel like somebody's watching meeee..."

mega said...

"So....not to beat a dead horse, but how much you figure I could get for that bust of Churchill on eBay?"

mega said...

The two-for-one special at Today's Man on shirts and jackets was a huge success.

mega said...

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched? I mean, other than by the NSA, CIA, MI5, Homeland Security..."

mega said...

Putin weighed them carefully, but could not decide which country would be a better source of slave-labor and women.

mega said...

"Do you think if we put out a fake press release about a climate change agreement, people might not notice that we're incompetent frauds?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Even when confronted with the evidence, Putin refused to admit he'd taped "KICK ME" signs on their backs.

-OR-

This will be the last time Putin rides into town on a Shetland pony.

-OR-

Using his famous Satchmo voice impersonation, Putin sez "I gotz muh eyes on yuuuuu" and a startled Obamalama wets himself.

-OR-

Q: Vat iz zee opposite of Global Varmink?
A: Nukuler Vinter!

champaignken said...

Worst ventriloquist act. Ever.

Dr. Doom said...

These guys are to Churchill and Roosevelt at Yalta what PeeWee Herman is to acting...

Anonymous said...

taping "Kick Me" signs on their backs


........Russ in Oregon

The Expendable said...

After being snubbed by the other G20 leaders, Putin got his revenge by "crop dusting" them during photo sessions.

Steve O said...

Soon... very soon...

Kaptain Krude said...

Left: "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."

Right: " "

Dr. Doom said...

Old School Soviet Atomic Wedgie in 3... 2... 1...