Monday, November 03, 2014

On to Victory

Russ in Oregon



1. Once you have seen it, you may never have a boner again.

2. Kinda hoping Norman Reedus is just about to stab arrows into both of their eye sockets.

3. "Come closer, Hill, and let me show why I'm known as the Real "San Francisco Treat."

4. "Remember how we used to mosh at those Indigo Girls concerts?"

5. "OMG! Your breasts next to mine. It's so hot!" Hill's attempt to save her marriage through 'hot girl on girl action' only succeeded in driving Bill to the bathroom to bazooka barf.

Best of Double the U
It was awkward for both of them, neither of them had any idea how to hold another person

Best of dadoctah
"Now where the hell did we leave that one cup?"

Best of Rodney Dill
There's just gotta be a 1966 Ford Thunderbird convertible around here somewhere.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Well OK," whispered Nancy, "But this time I get to be the powerful Senator from Lesbos and you will be the freshman inter... er beautiful slave girl..."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The Crones of DC centerfold was Playboy's worst-selling issue of all time. The Supreme Court ordered all copies burned and not even the ACLU challenged the ruling.

Best of metalgarth
Next time YOU wear the Sexy Witch costume and I'll wear a welder's helmet

Best of The Expendable
Botox meets Hamhocks.

15 comments:

Double the U said...

It was awkward for both of them, neither of them had any idea how to hold another person

jimmy said...

Our favorite grannies appear at KFC's roll-out of The Nancy-Hillary Meal Deal:

Four small breasts
Four misshapen legs
Four large thighs
Four left wings

all for $25.99 plus (punitive) tax.

dadoctah said...

"Now where the hell did we leave that one cup?"

Rodney Dill said...

There's just gotta be a 1966 Ford Thunderbird convertible around here somewhere.

Anonymous said...

plasticine porters with looking-glass eyes

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like the left is pandering to itself again...

Dr. Doom said...

"Well OK," whispered Nancy, "But this time I get to be the powerful Senator from Lesbos and you will be the freshman inter... er beautiful slave girl..."

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Hillary: "Excellent now all we need is Boxer and the coven will be complete."
Nancy: "Well technically we will need Barney Frank for a quorum..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Crones of DC centerfold was Playboy's worst-selling issue of all time. The Supreme Court ordered all copies burned and not even the ACLU challenged the ruling.

-OR-

H: This is the scariest Halloween movie ever! What's it called?
N: Death of America - The Obamalama Years
H: Brrrrrr, hold me close, tiny dancer.
N: The sequel is even scarier.
H: Because the GOP takes over congress?
N: Yeah, and then you win the presidency. Double horror flick.
H: Heyyyy!

-OR-

N: Is that Ass Fragrance?
H: No, it's Crone's Breath. Top note is sulfur, not methane.
N: Very nice, noxious yet not cloying.
H: Thanks! Your Corinthian Leather scent is making me horny.
N: hmmm, I'm not wearing anything cause of the weekly face peel.
H: Ah, that explains the new car smell.
N: Let's cuddle.

Kaptain Krude said...

And if the sight of these two ass-weasels being close to power doesn't make you vote Republican, I don't know what will.

metalgarth said...

Next time YOU wear the Sexy Witch costume and I'll wear a welder's helmet

Dr. Doom said...

"Did you hear the news? Illinois elected a... a... REPUBLICAN for governor," cried Ms. Pelosi, "Oh hold me Hillary, hold me!"

The Expendable said...

Botox meets Hamhocks.

dadoctah said...

Does the world *really* need a Kate and Allie reboot?