Russ in Oregon
1. Once you have seen it, you may never have a boner again.
2. Kinda hoping Norman Reedus is just about to stab arrows into both of their eye sockets.
3. "Come closer, Hill, and let me show why I'm known as the Real "San Francisco Treat."
4. "Remember how we used to mosh at those Indigo Girls concerts?"
5. "OMG! Your breasts next to mine. It's so hot!" Hill's attempt to save her marriage through 'hot girl on girl action' only succeeded in driving Bill to the bathroom to bazooka barf.
Best of Double the U
It was awkward for both of them, neither of them had any idea how to hold another person
Best of dadoctah
"Now where the hell did we leave that one cup?"
Best of Rodney Dill
There's just gotta be a 1966 Ford Thunderbird convertible around here somewhere.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Well OK," whispered Nancy, "But this time I get to be the powerful Senator from Lesbos and you will be the freshman inter... er beautiful slave girl..."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The Crones of DC centerfold was Playboy's worst-selling issue of all time. The Supreme Court ordered all copies burned and not even the ACLU challenged the ruling.
Best of metalgarth
Next time YOU wear the Sexy Witch costume and I'll wear a welder's helmet
Best of The Expendable
Botox meets Hamhocks.