Monday, November 10, 2014

Putin's Motorcade



1. Penis!

2. Hey, man, it's not the size of the motorcade that matters...

3. I doubt Putin will be pulling out of Ukraine any time soon.

4. Putin sends a subtle signal to Obama, "I have pictures of what you did at Man's Country."

5. Trouble ensued when Putin ran directly into the Code Pink demonstration.


7 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

That explains the new spam originating from Russia: "Add 2 to 4 motorcycles to your length OVERNIGHT with our secret herbal formula!"

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Putin really ought to have his physician check that lump on his left testicycle.

Submariner said...

The only problem is they never get anywhere due to constantly shifting from forward to reverse...

Submariner said...

Da, comrade; city roads like wife, toll road like hooker...

Submariner said...

If it were Obama's motorcade, I'd be waiting for a rear-ender. Just sayin...

dadoctah said...

"Sand people, on the other hand, always ride single file to hide their numbers...."

Dr. Doom said...

Mr. Putin is sending a subtle message to the Amerikkan drone hovering overhead...

The Expendable said...

With a little bit of Kentucky Jelly, Putin's motorcade would fit inside Obama's motorcade.