A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
The San Francisco Castro High Abnormals were a combined 0 and 47 over the past four seasons but practice was always fun anyway...
Back in the Day the Fighting Aryans were known as Fighting Aryan Polytech...
Someone's just BEGGING to get sent to the showers...
Most teams have a water boy, not a baby-oil boy
Any squad more than five or less than ten has some adequacy issues
Pray that you never see a movie built around this team's underdog
Didn't Putin *ever* have hair?
The university had a unique way of shaming the boys caught having too much "alone time" in the Freshmen dorm bathroom. It explains why they all look so grouchy.
Here at Boys Town, young men are free to discover their own potential. Whether they're meeting new friends in one of our many fraternal clubs, such as the Fappers (shown above), or learning new skills such as churning butter or shucking corn, they'll find lots to do. Our facility is the perfect place for a young man to take a load off, work things out, or just take matters into his own hands.
Coach: Awright, when I say "Hit the showers" I MEAN hit the freaking showers, not the benches, lockers, ceiling and floors! Got it?-OR-Coach: Sister Mary Elizabeth sends congratulations to all of yous guys for earning your letterman sweaters. What did she mean by that?giggles titters chuckles coughs
Heyyy, those last two weren't from Anonymous, they came from me!
Deaf Frat Guy: "Dude, that hazing's totally J.V., bro. When I was a pledge, we were put outside in our boxers too, but we had to lie down in a chicken coop with our dongs sticking out those flaps in the front. Bro, don't let anybody tell you a hen won't try to eat a hotdog because those chicken heads are all about the cock."
You boys are gonna run laps until you break into some vertical smiles
Team jerseys were weaved from plentiful palm hair
Those are some fierce ball strikers
"They wead my mind," Barney Fwank chortled to himself.
"And then, there were two."ORA Seinfeld "The Contest" -OR-SILENT HAZINGMarvin and Burt felt marginalized because they hadn't fapped, yet. -OR-Looks like the nerdy FAPternity has two new pledges.
To show he's serious about securing the nation's border, Obamalama replaces the entire US Border Patrol with his elite Secret Service detail.
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