Monday, November 24, 2014
The SCOAMF and Bitey Show
1. "Shallow and pedantic! I'll show you shallow and pedantic, you piece-of-sh-t," and Joe Biden is escorted off the set of 'Washington Week in Review.
2. "How dare you make him say those idiotic things!" Joe Biden admonishes the Teleprompter.
3. "Imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time…one of the best videos of all time!”
4. "I call Executive Order on you! You, in the third row, show me your tits right now!"
5. "And I look around you and I see Sinners! Sinners and Republicans! Do you sinners accept Your Lord Obama as your personal savior?"
Best of Best of
A female reporter's place is in the VP's home...closet, sugar tits. And don't you forget it bcause I'll have no more of that impertinent off-script questioning."
Best of The Expendable
"In the name of Black Jebus, I command you to RISE UP! STAND on your FEET! Stand up, Chuck!"
Best of USMC2841
You lay one hand on him and you'll have me for a President. Is that really what you want?
Best of chronos the wonder pig
"How dare you ask if Obama is out to screw old white men! Why back at Man Country he....never mind."
Best of GregMan
ORA: "Nooo-body expects the Communist Inquisition!"
Best of Dr. Doom
"Alright you, yeah you, Bob Smith of 3461 Elm Avenue in Peoria, IL, we better get a harrumph out of you the next time the President says 'evil Republicans' or we will be sending you to the re-education camp," shouted the Vice President...
Best of Rodney Dill
...and I live in a van, down by the river.