Monday, November 24, 2014

The SCOAMF and Bitey Show


1. "Shallow and pedantic! I'll show you shallow and pedantic, you piece-of-sh-t," and Joe Biden is escorted off the set of 'Washington Week in Review.

2. "How dare you make him say those idiotic things!" Joe Biden admonishes the Teleprompter.

3. "Imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time…one of the best videos of all time!”

4. "I call Executive Order on you! You, in the third row, show me your tits right now!"

5. "And I look around you and I see Sinners! Sinners and Republicans! Do you sinners accept Your Lord Obama as your personal savior?"

Best of Best of
A female reporter's place is in the VP's home...closet, sugar tits. And don't you forget it bcause I'll have no more of that impertinent off-script questioning."

Best of The Expendable
"In the name of Black Jebus, I command you to RISE UP! STAND on your FEET! Stand up, Chuck!"

Best of USMC2841
You lay one hand on him and you'll have me for a President. Is that really what you want?

Best of chronos the wonder pig
"How dare you ask if Obama is out to screw old white men! Why back at Man Country he....never mind."

Best of GregMan
ORA: "Nooo-body expects the Communist Inquisition!"

Best of Dr. Doom
"Alright you, yeah you, Bob Smith of 3461 Elm Avenue in Peoria, IL, we better get a harrumph out of you the next time the President says 'evil Republicans' or we will be sending you to the re-education camp," shouted the Vice President...

Best of Rodney Dill
...and I live in a van, down by the river.

24 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Still Trying to Erase the Deficit
Ten dollah? Ten dollah? Ten dollah?
You, yes you... cross-eyed fat broad in Row 5, wontcha bid ten dollah for this'n?
First mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.
Oh, awright...
Five dollah? Five dollah? Five dollah?
"I promise you, he has a big stick. I promise you."
ORA Biden's Quotes

Anonymous said...

Release that child; let him run in traffic. It's Darwin's play.

Anonymous said...

Pay heed to that old maxim, "when you point an accusatory finger at someone, you'll have a media twisting the remaining three fingers back at a Youtube video, hard drive failures, et cetera."

Anonymous said...

This administration summed UP in a single word: "SQUIRREL!"

Anonymous said...

At the Mooch orgy, he's Biden off more than he can chew. "You can hear an echo; listen: Joe!"
"...joe...o....o...o...mo' eclairs pronto...o"

Anonymous said...

A female reporter's place is in the VP's home...closet, sugar tits. And don't you forget it bcause I'll have no more of that impertinent off-script questioning."

The Expendable said...

"In the name of Black Jebus, I command you to RISE UP! STAND on your FEET! Stand up, Chuck!"

USMC2841 said...

You lay one hand on him and you'll have me for a President. Is that really what you want?

chronos the wonder pig said...

"How dare you ask if Obama is out to screw old white men! Why back at Man Country he....never mind."

dadoctah said...

His mind wandering, Joe warns the people of River City why the presence of a pool table is just the first step on the road to de-e-egreadation!

jimmy said...

"Hey, Chris Matthews! Yeah, you! Hands off my man! I know what you all about, skanky heffa!"

Mr Hankey said...

The Fickle Finger of Fate has brought you this president....so deal with it!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You stupid American single issue voters! You chose the better of two evils. Well, you got the better of two evils. Not any better, was he? You might ask what exactly IS the better of two evils... turns out it's the one that's more evil, stupids! muahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Igor and Dr. Fraud-n-stymie want dem abnormal brains

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Hold me back, Barry! Hold me back!"

GregMan said...

ORA: "Nooo-body expects the Communist Inquisition!"

GregMan said...

"Leave Barry alone!"

dadoctah said...

Daryl Hall and John Oates have really let themselves go.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Lemme go to Ferguson, boss. I can teach the looters and rioters how to use a shotgun while Holder's busy lynching that cop!

Dr. Doom said...

"Alright you, yeah you, Bob Smith of 3461 Elm Avenue in Peoria, IL, we better get a harrumph out of you the next time the President says 'evil Republicans' or we will be sending you to the re-education camp," shouted the Vice President...

Kaptain Krude said...

I used to love it when Hulk Hogan would do the "listen to the audience cheer" thing in the ring, but not so much anymore.

curly said...

"...and remember,there's only 30 lootin' days left till Kwanza!"

Dr. Doom said...

With interest in his domestic policies waning in the later years of his presidency, Mr. Obama took to getting the message out using an entertainment format. The amnesty announcement set to the score of The Music Man was particularly memorable...

Rodney Dill said...

...and I live in a van, down by the river.