1. "Hey, does this Star Fleet uniform make me look like Tuvok?"
"Was Tuvok a stuttering crusterfruck of a miserable failure?"
2. "Is she the one that will, um, love me long time."
3. "This outfit is awesome. Now I can destroy America at Warp Speed."
4. And it was at this point the 'Too Many Cooks' video morphed into 'Too F--king Weird.'
5. "Do I look fabulous in this Star Fleet uniform or what? Set Phasers on 'Stunning!'"
Best of chronos the wonder pig
"I'm defecting & bringing Obamacare with me....."
Best of Mr Hankey
So what's the significance of the red uniform?
Best of jimmy
PrezBO was thrilled:
"You mean I can wear the same pajamas I wear to the national security briefings?"
Best of tinman
Obama joins Xi Jinping on stage in Beijing to showcase Ralph Lauren's Nehru meets Roddenberry line.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I would, um, uh, ask you how, um, uh, you, uh, you got your jacket so, um uh, so clean, but, uh, I'm sure you would, um, tell me, uh, that it was an, uh um, an uh, an ancient Chinese secret." Barack chuckled at his witticism.
Xi Jinping also laughed. "I rearry rearry rove that joke," he grinned. He grinned more broadly as he spoke sotto voce to his wife, "Prepare the missiles. Let's start with Chicago first."
Best of dadoctah
"Do you speaka any English? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?"
Best of The Expendable
"On behalf of the United States of... umm... America, I accept your... umm... gracious hospitality, Mr. Eleven."
(think about it)
Best of curly
"I'm here for the threesome, but who invited the, er, female?"
Best of Best of
Candidates Kodos and Xiang exchange nutrients on the world's stage, before a bewildered audience.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Hello Comrade - it is nice to finally meet you in person," glad handed the President, "I do so hope you have a shovel ready project for me..."
Best of Submariner
Honored to, um, meet you. I'd swap, uh, um, long-strand proteins, uh, but, um, I'd just want more an, um, hour from, uh, now.