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Henry can make the tail feathers fan out with his one-fingered sphincter poke.The animated gif is a lot funnier. -OR-Anthony Weiner making turkey giblets gravy = FAIL -OR-Prostate exam = U R Doing it Rong
I see the turkey neck, but where is that old bird's wheelchair he shoved off the cliff?
I don't need a taxidermist to mount my turkey.......
He granted amnesty to a poisoned arrow while championing Bow Hunting reform.
Unless the wife's holding the camera, you're interpreting the phrase, "shake a tail feather," too literally.
Unfortunately the President's amnesty was short lived for Tom Turkey. He was shot on the west lawn by an armed interloper while the Secret Service agents were discussing call girl strategy for the President's upcoming trip to Tijajuana for a much anticipated photo op...
"Its more tender than the California Condor and tastier than the spotted owl," said the Greenpeace Director
Delusional, out of touch Paul Ryan's alternative to a living wage sounds a lot like the moron Biden's solution to women who want to protect themselves from criminals - "Low wage earners could grab a shotgun, step out on the balcony of their tenement and shoot a turkey. It'll feed a family for a week!"
"DON'T COME IN HERE, HONEY!!! I'm just... I'm just... stuffing the turkey!
Stuffing your bird Enumclaw style...
Flipping the bird = U R Doing it Rong-OR-Hi ya folks! Martha Stewart couldn't make it so I'll be your host. First, I'll show you how to roast a lame duck with a few turkey metaphors.
I'm pretty sure that's a union bird
I thought turkeys could fly. ORA ♩ ♫ WKRP in Cincinnati ♪ ♬
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