Tuesday, November 18, 2014

We've Got Spirit



1. "Cheerleaders? No, we're actually the science club. We just want to avoid offending any militant feminists."

2. The 'Fighting Lhasa Apsos' of Barney Frank high school were known for their come from behind victories.

3. "Full ride scholarships to Penn State? What's the catch?"

4. "Laugh all you want, breeder, but we're four pointing Gender Studies 101."

5. "No, man... none of us is going to go to the showers until the Safe School Czar leaves."

Best of Best of
No, it's Homecoming. H-O-M-E-coming...aw, forget it. I give up, if it'll shut you up.

Best of Russ in Oregon
The White House Press Corps prepares for another tough Press Conference with the President.

Best of chronos the wonder pig
Yea, but now we get to use the girl's shower.........

Best of dadoctah
ORA: ""Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, One Direction stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished."

Best of The Expendable
The starting lineup for the Mudchute Quidditch Team, which wears their uniforms in true "Scottish" style, allowing fans to caych a glimpse of their quaffles and bludgers.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Gimp: Are you girls "game throat" ready?

Best of jimmy
Dudette on left: "I don't get it. I slept with every coach on the football team, and they still made Tyrone the Head Cheerleader over me. And he can't even wear the tube socks with his uniform properly. What could he have that I don't?"

"Oh, wait..."

Best of Dr. Doom
"No we're on the team," explained Bruce, "Coach calls us his 'tight ends club' and we dress out this way for his 'special drills' after practice, under the bleachers..."

23 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"Who are four guys who will never cheer for the Fighting Aryans, Alex," answered the Jeopardy contestant...

Anonymous said...

Oh, Mickey, what a pity you don't understand
your squad isn't suffering from problems of a gland.
Hey, Mickey!

Anonymous said...

What they do could be called anything but "routine."

Anonymous said...

Soccer fans just can't replicate football's success in the states for some unknown reason.

Anonymous said...

They always try to form a human pyramid and always fail, all the while in high spirits; bless them. ...wait, aren't pryamids usually done with everyone facing the same direction?

Anonymous said...

No, it's Homecoming. H-O-M-E-coming...aw, forget it. I give up, if it'll shut you up.

Anonymous said...

Today's bullies adapt, finding new ways to skirt school code codes in order to jeer a crippled kid.

Anonymous said...

Sidelined by turf twinkle toes

Anonymous said...

They still support Barack Obama.

..............Russ in Oregon

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Anonymous said...

The White House Press Corps prepares for another tough Press Conference with the President.

.........Russ in Oregon

chronos the wonder pig said...

Yea, but now we get to use the girl's shower.........

Anonymous said...

You and I march to the beat of different drum

dadoctah said...

ORA: ""Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, One Direction stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"TRAJECTORIES" - toughest N3MBERS case ever!
To arrest the interception-plagued quarterback's assailant(s), Charlie has his brother (Rob Morrow) and his FBI team go undercover to trace each hotdog, peanut bag, beer cup and seat warmer thrown onto the field back to their respective 38,419 disgruntled fans.

-OR-

The San Francisco Upskirts cheerleader squad wasn't pretty, wasn't talented and wasn't motivational, but they had a hilarious half-time drunken leg shaving performance that was the envy of larger universities.

-OR-

To demonstrate how society has devolved under liberal rule, the Family Matters' "10 Years Later" episode finds the little monkey employed as a coach -
Urkle squeals: "Girls, one of your official tasks is to give the team blowjobs! They're waiting in the showers!"
Chorus: Awright!!!

-OR-

The downside to Title IX

The Expendable said...

"WE'VE GOT PENISES, YES WE DO,
WE'VE GOT PENISES, HOW ABOUT YOU?"

The Expendable said...

The starting lineup for the Mudchute Quidditch Team, which wears their uniforms in true "Scottish" style, allowing fans to caych a glimpse of their quaffles and bludgers.

Kaptain Krude said...

Ang Lee remakes "The A Team". Results were pretty much what you expect.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Gimp: Are you girls "game throat" ready?
Black dudette: Damn, I done left mine in my purse over on that bench!
Goofy dudette: I might have swallowed one too many muscle relaxers, coach.

-OR-

Dudette eying the camera whispers, "Hey, that referee keeps staring at me and grinning kinda stupid like. Wonder if he's married?"

-OR-

Does this skirt make my ass look fat?

jimmy said...

Dudette on left: "I don't get it. I slept with every coach on the football team, and they still made Tyrone the Head Cheerleader over me. And he can't even wear the tube socks with his uniform properly. What could he have that I don't?"

"Oh, wait..."

Dr. Doom said...

"No we're on the team," explained Bruce, "Coach calls us his 'tight ends club' and we dress out this way for his 'special drills' after practice, under the bleachers..."

Steve O said...

There's a joke in here somewhere about black guys and white cheerleaders -- I just can't quite suss it out. Even if I could, it would probably mean that I could never run for Congress.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Gimme uhm, er, a B!
Graduating from high school. $25k taxes
Making the college Dean's List twice. $140k Obamalama scholarship
Still illiterate. Priceless