Tuesday, November 25, 2014

What Has the Safe School Czar Done Now?



1. Under Obamacare, the efficiency of mass communal hernia exams is combined with the efficacy of politically correct indoctrination.

2. The Bad Touch Olympics.

3. Justin Bieber trying to out-Beyonce Beyonce, FAIL.

4. And then Lance Bass woke up.

5. Common Core battles intolerance. Meanwhile, the Chinese are learning advanced Calculus...

Best of chronos the wonder pig
Circle jerk - u r doing it wrong

Best of The Expendable
After the photo shoot, the boys put their "FAP" jersies on and went back to Bruce's house for a dip in his hot tub.

Best of Submariner
NO and IN were upset that their buddies wouldn't give them a hand...

Best of Submariner
100:1 they break out in the Wippenpoof song...

Best of Dr. Doom
The PSA photo shoot was going fine until Representative Frank arrived and started trying to high five everyone...

Best of Dr. Doom
Behind the scenes at the Michael Sam Fan Club...

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Gee, Mr. Obama, when you said we would get 'hands-on experience' here at Man Country, I sorta had something else in mind. What? Call you Barry? Oh, Berry!"

Best of Markus ARyanas
The "IN" guy has his prayers answered!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The FAP team proudly displays a vintage picture of them all sitting in the locker room discussing bullying and how best to fight it.

25 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

Circle jerk - u r doing it wrong

The Expendable said...

The photo shoot took eight hours, because the boys couldn't spell and had to keep changing positions. That was what they told the photographer, anyway.

The Expendable said...

After the photo shoot, the boys put their "FAP" jersies on and went back to Bruce's house for a dip in his hot tub.

The Expendable said...

Stevie hated his new position at "SP" at first, but was much happier once Leroy was replaced with Brent at the "PH" position. He wasn't racist, mind you, he just didn't like being poked in the back of the head.

dadoctah said...

Ohgodohgodohgodplease don't let them start singing!

Submariner said...

NO and IN were upset that their buddies wouldn't give them a hand...

Submariner said...

100:1 they break out in the Wippenpoof song...

Submariner said...

OR's thawt bubble: "...'Ass Fragrance'... >snicker<...I get it now...>snicker<"

Anonymous said...

Now from Disney......

aids climate change said...

The billions spent on "aids"
in the 1980's keeps showing up
a little at a time.

aids climate change said...

The billions spent on "aids"
in the 1980's keeps showing up
a little at a time.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Parenting 2014
So, honey, what did you do in school today?
Nothing.
Oh, you must have learned something.
Drop it, okay?
Dear, are you being bullied again?
No!
You can tell me anything.
Fine, the coach figured out a way to get turned on without actually touching us. I wouldn't cooperate so I'm off the team. Stop being nosy!
Um well erm I uh okay
Great Obamalama impersonation, mom.

-OR-

Bawney Fwank's 2014 Xmas card to the GOP leaders.

-OR-

Yearbook Advertising Concept
Unlike the humiliation on Facebook and Twitter, your San Francisco HS yearbook (printed on acid-free paper) will still be around for that 50th reunion.

Dr. Doom said...

The PSA photo shoot was going fine until Representative Frank arrived and started trying to high five everyone...

Dr. Doom said...

The behind the scenes at the Michael Sam Fan Club...

Kaptain Krude said...

John (top row, third from left) always meant to join the team, and then one day, he did!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Gee, Mr. Obama, when you said we would get 'hands-on experience' here at Man Country, I sorta had something else in mind. What? Call you Barry? Oh, Berry!"

Markus ARyanas said...

The "IN" guy has his prayers answered!

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Dr. Doom said...

"No Sir Elton, I don't think this is at all what they had in mind for the Man. United PSA spot," explained the BBC executive...

Jay Guevara said...

And now we're REALLY worried about you, V.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Later, fact-finders would determine that the school nurse was distracted by all the nudidity and groping and thus failed to notice rapidly spreading jaundice caused by viral hepatitis-tainted blue dye.

-OR-

The FAP team proudly displays a vintage picture of them all sitting in the locker room discussing bullying and how best to fight it.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Imagine trying to convince a future HR/Personnel Officer you were mislead into thinking participation would earn credit towards high school mandatory "volunteer" community service.

-OR-

Oh "NO" and All "IN"
George, Rick, it's either this or the kissing booth at the LGBT+XXY Expo. Now grab a bag or pucker up.

Mr Hankey said...

Maybe not in sports, but I sure have a new phobia

Jay Guevara said...

Now why would these guys care about "homophobia?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hey, I don't recognize the new guy who's holding my junk. Where did you find him at?"

Me? I thought he was with you!