Friday, December 05, 2014

Keep That Dude on a Leash


1. These "Slut-Walks" get more militant every year.

2. In Alternate Universe #40985, Islam is a very, very different religion and Mecca has its own Folsom Street Fair.

3. There is some sort of "Obama Foreign Policy" metaphor in here, but I just can't get my head around it.

Threadwinner: metalgarth
Samish L. Bronkowitz presents "Muslim High School Girls in Trouble"

Best of chronos the wonder pig
Caught shoplifting at Butt Drugs

Best of The Expendable
As is written by the prophet: Put a burqa on their head and they all look alike.

Best of Russ in Oregon
Eiffel Tower security won't let me walk around with a rooster tied to my cock.

15 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

Bizarro Muslims

chronos the wonder pig said...

Caught shoplifting at Butt Drugs

chronos the wonder pig said...

Who knew that Man Country delivered?

The Expendable said...

As is written by the prophet: Put a burqa on their head and they all look alike.

Anonymous said...

Eiffel Tower security won't let me walk around with a rooster tied to my cock.

..............Russ in Oregon

The Expendable said...

@VtheK: If I get a fatwa declared on me, I blame you. :/

Kaptain Krude said...

Hey, you ain't gonna catch no fish that way! You gotta use the right bait!

Kaptain Krude said...

Geez, a woman walks around like that, and she can only catch one? Proof that them Eeee-slams ain't nothin' but a bunch'a queers!

*hawk, spit*

Whacko said...

Well, her head and ankles are covered so i suppose she complies with the letter of sharia law.

metalgarth said...

Samish L. Bronkowitz presents "Muslim High School Girls in Trouble"

Dr. Doom said...

Damn hijab...

Dr. Doom said...

If Dub were Caliph...

dadoctah said...

Wait, is that Wil Wheaton? It *is*!

Dr. Doom said...

Upon arrival in paradise the martyr realized things were not quite as advertised...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

ISIS broadcasts their X-Files remakes on the All Terrorist Channel. This is the episode where Mulder and Scully stop at a camel station to ask for directions to Area 51.

-OR-

A lost tape of John McEnroe with his girlfriend explains why he was such a snot on the tennis court.

-OR-

Why ISIS fears Hooker Valley