Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Challenge Accepted


Best of Dactyl
Atheist gerbils around the world breathed a sigh of relief.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'll bet anything that down the road, a reporter will interview neighbors who'll say there weren't any warning signs.

Best of Rodney Dill
...and of course that means butt drugs are right out.

Best of Submariner
...and by that Clem means Jesus Garcia, his gardener...

Best of curly
Pants Up -- Don't Roofie


12 comments:

The Expendable said...

The back of the shirt reads, "I still support Barack Obama".

Anonymous said...

Well, what am I supposed to do? Jesus won't answer my calls--He changes His number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, God!

Dactyl said...

Atheist gerbils around the world breathed a sigh of relief.

Anonymous said...

That portrait hanging on the wall is of his last girlfriend, Mary Magdalen.

Rodney Dill said...

...and on the back of Clem's shirt.
"Clemliness is next to Godliness."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'll bet anything that down the road, a reporter will interview neighbors who'll say there weren't any warning signs.

-OR-

Then, Wendell went to church where he was raped several times. The way he was dressed, he was just asking for it.

-OR-

Freedom of Speech
Bowing to intense behind the nativity scene pressure from Father O'Herlihy, the parochial school administrator agreed that Zeke was not violating school dress code after all.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Each year like clockwork, Helen asks Ernie to miss a football game and go to church with her, and Ernie pulls out his Hail Mary pass sweater to shut her up.

-OR-

♪ ♬ ♩ Don we now our gay apparel... fah lah lal lah lah lala tee dah. ♩ ♫

Kaptain Krude said...

Jesus is just "all right" with me, but "love" is much too strong of a word.

Rodney Dill said...

...and of course that means butt drugs are right out.

Mr Hankey said...

Schlomo the Jewish Reindeer's bris was Santa's first time trying out his mohel skills.

Submariner said...

...and by that Clem means Jesus Garcia, his gardener...

curly said...

Pants Up -- Don't Roofie