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Atheist gerbils around the world breathed a sigh of relief.
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I'll bet anything that down the road, a reporter will interview neighbors who'll say there weren't any warning signs.
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...and of course that means butt drugs are right out.
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...and by that Clem means Jesus Garcia, his gardener...
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Pants Up -- Don't Roofie