Monday, December 22, 2014

Gutted

Busy today. Do stuff to this.


Threadwinner Dactyl
Santa's present-delivering visit to Hoth was predictably disastrous.
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
Santa finally takes out Olive, the other reindeer....

Best of Dr. Doom
Eventually GPS technology made Rudolph obsolete...

Best of Dr. Doom
Dancer and the rest of the team look on in horror as Santa joins in a new kind of Reindeer Game...

Best of Double the U
Oh shut up...this Mrs Claus and I have talked in 50 years, it's dead and it's Christmas.

Best of dadoctah
"...and now for those goddam elves."

Best of Kaptain Krude
Santa got a little paranoid after the T2000 managed to slip past his defenses, so now he checks all of the reindeer to make sure they aren't robots, too.

Apparently, asking them to check the box "I'm not a robot" never occurred to him.

Best of The Expendable
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?

Beer Nuts are a dollar forty nine, and deer nuts are under a buck. 

Under a buck. A buck? You know, because... is this thing on?

Best of Best of
So when they talk about points on a deer, they mean icy nipples?

Best of Rodney Dill
Actually surgery on flying reindeer, IS rocket science.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
It was at that moment the elves and deer realized the North Pole CPR class was just a sham cover for Santa's bestiality fetish.

Best of Mr Hankey
Schlomo the Jewish Reindeer's bris was Santa's first time trying out his mohel skills.

Best of Best of
Another brutal sleighing

Best of dadoctah
Donner Party: ur doin it...well, outside the box, at the very least.

31 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Santa finally takes out Olive, the other reindeer....

chronos z. wonderpig said...

mmmm - reindeer jerky

Dr. Doom said...

Eventually GPS technology made Rudolph obsolete...

Dr. Doom said...

A perfect metaphor for Obama Administration... Yada...yada

Dr. Doom said...

Dancer and the rest of the team look on in horror as Santa joins in a new kind of Reindeer Game...

Rodney Dill said...

Harvesting the world's cheapest meat. deer balls..... They're under a buck.

Double the U said...

Oh shut up...this Mrs Claus and I have talked in 50 years, it's dead and it's Christmas.

The Expendable said...

Vixen, Santa's little "ho-ho-ho".

dadoctah said...

"...and now for those goddam elves."

Dr. Doom said...

Blitzen quickly learned that Holiday parties in Enumclaw are not at all like your Grandma's Christmas Ball...

Dr. Doom said...

Where the Christmas light display in the Castro District comes from...

Kaptain Krude said...

Obama yada yada yada State of the Union yada yada yada cutbacks to the military yada yada yada shutting down the space program yada yada yada American spirit yada yada yada unemployment yada yada yada... I'm sorry, how much room for this entry do I have again?

Kaptain Krude said...

Santa got a little paranoid after the T2000 managed to slip past his defenses, so now he checks all of the reindeer to make sure they aren't robots, too.

Apparently, asking them to check the box "I'm not a robot" never occurred to him.

curly said...

Reindeer nuts, the other white meat.

The Expendable said...

What's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?

Beer Nuts are a dollar forty nine, and deer nuts are under a buck.

Under a buck. A buck? You know, because... is this thing on?

metalgarth said...

Alternate Reality 546789: Every year after delivering the presents Santa Cosby gives Comet a little "egg nog" and celebrates a job well done.

dadoctah said...

Santa's on the roof, and Blitzen's on roofies.

Anonymous said...

So when they talk about points on a deer, they mean icy nipples?

Anonymous said...

Hooves up; didn't shoot.
Stuck him real good--but never did I shoot.

Rodney Dill said...

Actually surgery on flying reindeer, IS rocket science.

Rodney Dill said...

Enumclaw has a Santa Claus?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It was at that moment the elves and deer realized the North Pole CPR class was just a sham cover for Santa's bestiality fetish.

-OR-

North Pole = Right-to-Work
Let Blitzen here be a warning of what'll happen to any goldbricker who tries to unionize! Jest saying...

-OR-

I don't give a crap if this UFO had the right-a-way or not. I'm on a tight schedule!

-OR-

All I know is, the sleigh's totaled and dinner's on me.

-OR-

I kept warning him I'd had it with him prancing around like a $2 bill, but did he listen? No.

Mr Hankey said...

Sometimes reindeer games were held without the proper protection, leading Santa to have to personally apply the penicillin.

Rodney Dill said...

ACME DIY Flying Reindeer kit
Instructions.
1. Make slit big enough for included LAWS rocket.
2.....

Rodney Dill said...

HO HO HO, field dress a doe
HO HO HO, field dress a doe
shot from the rooftop, click click click
If its got limes disease,
you'll get sick

Mr Hankey said...

Schlomo the Jewish Reindeer's bris was Santa's first time trying out his mohel skills.

GregMan said...

"F***-ing reindeer, eating my 'naughty and nice' list..."

Anonymous said...

Another brutal sleighing

Anonymous said...

Pull that civil disobedience nonsense on Santa, blocking the trails to his workshop, and he'll pull out your entrails.

Dactyl said...

Santa's present-delivering visit to Hoth was predictably disastrous.
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."

dadoctah said...

Donner Party: ur doin it...well, outside the box, at the very least.