Wednesday, December 10, 2014

I Got Nothin'

Chronos...


"Thank You for Shopping at Tourette's Market." 


Best of chronos z. wonderpig
On sale at Butt Drugs - Tasty Ass Crackers!!!!
(too easy)

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
If Avon was bought out by Hustler

Best of Rodney Dill
Do they all come in Ass. Fragrances?

Best of Dr. Doom
The new Ramen flavors were not the big hit the Board of Directors was hoping for although c0ck and a$$ flavor did very well in San Francisco...




10 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

On sale at Butt Drugs - Tasty Ass Crackers!!!!
(too easy)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

J. K. Rowling to her editor: "The hell with what the little brats think. I'm rich and I'm writing Harry Potter and the Pr0n Goblins."

-OR-

If Avon was bought out by Hustler

Anonymous said...

Also available in pharmacies are the travel, or 'finger-blast" trial size.

Anonymous said...

Chaps my balls, this subtle misandry does. The shelf offers one uni-sex product, two for women, and one for men. What self-respecting bro would regard some uni-sex crap with anything other than suspicion?

Rodney Dill said...

Do they all come in Ass. Fragrances?

Rodney Dill said...

God only knows how many hares will be cleaned in the process

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

The new Ramen flavors were not the big hit the Board of Directors was hoping for although c0ck and a$$ flavor did very well in San Francisco...

dadoctah said...

I use Dr Bronner's 18-in-one pure castile peppermint soap for everything, including the dishes. Fie on you pretentious hipsters with a different soap for every part of the body!

Anonymous said...

They're all organic