Monday, December 01, 2014

It's Not Easy Being Green

I'm real busy this morning. Do you mind playing with Kermit for a while? I'll check in later.



Hat Tip: Divine Miss M

Best of Mr Hankey
The gathered crowd weren't sure if Kermit was participating in "Hands Up Don't Shoot" or "Piss on you assholes" as recent news events offered both as proper responses

Best of dadoctah
Aiieee!!!

Best of The Expendable
Golden or not, most of the parade viewers did not appreciate the shower. For the "Folsom Street Balloon Krew", however, it was a dream come true.

Best of jimmy
Kermie thought-bubble: "Aw, man! What the $%^& is Miley Cyrus doing to my leg?"

Best of Dr. Doom
In the San Francisco Macy's Parade Kermit finally located the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man. Things went rapidly down hill for network coverage after that...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Kermit: Heyyy, you down there... Stop yelling, "Is that a gherkin pickle?" It's cold out here!

Best of curly
“Miss Piggy, is that you? Oh, hello Sen. Mary Landrieu!”

13 comments:

Mr Hankey said...

The gathered crowd weren't sure if Kermit was participating in "Hands Up Don't Shoot" or "Piss on you assholes" as recent news events offered both as proper responses

chronos the wonder pig said...

But, Kermit only wants to play with himself.......

dadoctah said...

Aiieee!!!

The Expendable said...

Golden or not, most of the parade viewers did not appreciate the shower. For the "Folsom Street Balloon Krew", however, it was a dream come true.

jimmy said...

Kermie thought-bubble: "Aw, man! What the $%^& is Miley Cyrus doing to my leg?"

Dr. Doom said...

Kermit searched far and wide but try as he might he could not locate the President's approval rating...

Dr. Doom said...

In the San Francisco Macy's Parade Kermit finally located the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man. Things went rapidly down hill for network coverage after that...

Anonymous said...

F disney
where do you think
the liberal s@#t
comes from?

dadoctah said...
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Carpe Phlogiston said...

Millions of innocent children saw a frog dick when the 5-second censor failed to block a wardrobe malfunction involving Kermit's Speedo. So, instead of reversing Obamalama's travesties, the GOP squanders two years on a show trial of the FCC.

-OR-

Fortunately, the FCC wouldn't permit a wide angle shot of the Macy's LGBT float featuring the WB frog giving Kermit a BJ. Miss Piggy is said to be devastated.

-OR-

SHRINKAGE!
Kermit: Heyyy, you down there... Stop yelling, "Is that a gherkin pickle?" It's cold out here!

curly said...

“Miss Piggy, is that you? Oh, hello Sen. Mary Landrieu!”

Markus ARyanas said...

"Time for me to give all of YOU a white Christmas!!!"

dadoctah said...

It's a Cloverfield Christmas.