I'm real busy this morning. Do you mind playing with Kermit for a while? I'll check in later.
Hat Tip: Divine Miss M
Best of Mr Hankey
The gathered crowd weren't sure if Kermit was participating in "Hands Up Don't Shoot" or "Piss on you assholes" as recent news events offered both as proper responses
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Best of The Expendable
Golden or not, most of the parade viewers did not appreciate the shower. For the "Folsom Street Balloon Krew", however, it was a dream come true.
Best of jimmy
Kermie thought-bubble: "Aw, man! What the $%^& is Miley Cyrus doing to my leg?"
Best of Dr. Doom
In the San Francisco Macy's Parade Kermit finally located the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man. Things went rapidly down hill for network coverage after that...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Kermit: Heyyy, you down there... Stop yelling, "Is that a gherkin pickle?" It's cold out here!
Best of curly
“Miss Piggy, is that you? Oh, hello Sen. Mary Landrieu!”