Wednesday, December 03, 2014

La Cucaracha... on the Left



1. "Let me be clear, America is now Mexico's bitch."

2. "And now, I would like to introduce my chief adviser on immigration reform... Senor Taco."

3. ORA: "I don't wanna sound queer or nothin', but I think that Mariachi band sounds kinda like Depeche Mode."

4. "This is the dealer who supplies me with all my, um, Butt Drugs."

5. Sad when even Reggie Love has been replaced by a cheaper undocumented alien.
Best of Best of
Replace the sombrero with a towel & he is my dream date!

Best of chronos the wonder pig
Yes Mr President, I'm here to do the job you won't do!

Best of The Expendable
Succumbing to a particularly bad case of "the munchies", Barack sells Arizona to his new friend, Señor Reconquista, for a double beef fiesta taco with sour cream (and a promise to keep it a secret from M'chelle).

Best of Dr. Doom
The President introduces his new Amnesty Czar...

Best of Mr Hankey
See, I told you if you liked your gardener that you could keep your gardener.

Best of Rodney Dill
Vote for Pedro

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Ah Senor Presidente, these are muy delicioso burritos. I had heard there was a meat shortage in this town. I don't know how you did it, but you managed to get me some beef burritos. I am forever in your de..wait a minute, where did the dogs go?"

Best of Submariner
After sharing a couple of Acapulco Gold spliffs, Barry announces his pick for the next Secretary of Defense. Next week he's sure to be as "shocked and outraged" as we ere when he "heard about it on the news..."



32 comments:

The Expendable said...

None of the initial volley of the "bombas de mierda" hit their mark, landing instead on the obelisk directly behind "el Presidente de mierda".

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Anonymous said...

Replace the sombrero with a towel & he is my dream date!

chronos the wonder pig said...

Green cards? We don't need no stinking green cards........

chronos the wonder pig said...

In unison: "Where da white women"?

chronos the wonder pig said...

Yes Mr President, I'm here to do the job you won't do!

chronos the wonder pig said...

...and if you eat that, you will need a Butt Drug!

chronos the wonder pig said...

This is my cousin. As you know I'm 1/2 white, 1/2 black, & 1/2 mexican!

chronos the wonder pig said...

Remember when you taxpayers sent of one my girls (I can never remember their names) & half her class to Mexico for spring break? Well, she met Pedro here & now he's come to visit her.

The Expendable said...

ORA: "Do you...umm... do you have anything besides...umm... Mexican food?"

The Expendable said...

Succumbing to a particularly bad case of "the munchies", Barack sells Arizona to his new friend, Señor Reconquista, for a double beef fiesta taco with sour cream (and a promise to keep it a secret from M'chelle).

Steve O said...

Would you say I have a PLETHORA of gorditas?

Jay Guevara said...

"So where are you two going on your honeymoon?"


Thought bubble on Mexican: "I look forward to mounting this gringo."

Thought bubble on Obongo: "And I look forward to getting mounted."

Dr. Doom said...

The President introduces his new Amnesty Czar...

Dr. Doom said...

Agent 1: "Hey who is the guy in the big hat?"

Agent 2: "Oh that's Juan, he is Holder's point man south of the border. He is going to hook us up later at the hotel if you know what I mean..."

Dr. Doom said...

Making a run for the border - Obama Administration style...

USMC2841 said...

Yes, Senor Obama. I would say you are surrounded by a plethora of dumb asses.

The Expendable said...
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The Expendable said...

President Obama stands next to the mascot of his favorite Mexican restaurant, "El Burrito Reconquista", for an impromptu photo op. His Secret Service detail didn't dare tell him it was just a cardboard cutout.

jimmy said...

Churchill said that a fanatic is someone who can't change their mind, and won't change the subject. It explains this photo of Obama introducing his new Secretary of Defense nominee.

Rodney Dill said...

It wasn't until much later that Obama figured he'd been duped in looking for a technical genius to fix the ObamaCare website. This was not the Rob Malda he'd been looking for.

(ORA)

Rodney Dill said...

"I mow your lawn.... you carry my bags..."

Rodney Dill said...

On right, Pancho Villa
On left, Punch a Villain

Rodney Dill said...

Sombrero: "Happy Cinco de Mayo, Mr. President."
Obama: "Sounds good to me, I'll eat anything with Mayo on it, as long as its meat, and doesn't have any of the arugula crap on it."

Mr Hankey said...

Panchro gives Mr Preseident a cheap taco....Mr President gives Pancho a case of voting cards

Mr Hankey said...

See, I told you if you liked your gardener that you could keep your gardener.

Rodney Dill said...

Vote for Pedro

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Pedro's the reason I'm pushing amnesty for illegals. How can you not want a non-English-speaking greasy-looking loud music group wearing funny outfits for a neighbor? He does lawns, too! (stealing jobs from legal teenagers)

-OR-

Obamalama thawtbubble: I love Juan's pointy shoes. He's like a leprechaun only with stinky taco farts.

-OR-

Here's another reason to welcome illegals. Capitalism and competition to fight big pharmas. Let me tell you, the prices of heroine and sheep placenta have plunged since Joe and his burro rode into DC.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

pssst... spell checker chokes on homonyms... pass it on.

CORRECTED:

Here's another reason to welcome illegals. Capitalism and competition to fight big pharmas. Let me tell you, the prices of heroin and sheep placenta have plunged since Joe and his burro rode into DC.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Ah Senor Presidente, these are muy delicioso burritos. I had heard there was a meat shortage in this town. I don't know how you did it, but you managed to get me some beef burritos. I am forever in your de..wait a minute, where did the dogs go?"

The Expendable said...

^^^ "I... umm... I actually prefer... umm... burritos this way."

Submariner said...

After sharing a couple of Acapulco Gold spliffs, Barry announces his pick for the next Secretary of Defense. Next week he's sure to be as "shocked and outraged" as we ere when he "heard about it on the news..."