Wednesday, December 03, 2014
La Cucaracha... on the Left
1. "Let me be clear, America is now Mexico's bitch."
2. "And now, I would like to introduce my chief adviser on immigration reform... Senor Taco."
3. ORA: "I don't wanna sound queer or nothin', but I think that Mariachi band sounds kinda like Depeche Mode."
4. "This is the dealer who supplies me with all my, um, Butt Drugs."
5. Sad when even Reggie Love has been replaced by a cheaper undocumented alien.
Best of Best of
Replace the sombrero with a towel & he is my dream date!
Best of chronos the wonder pig
Yes Mr President, I'm here to do the job you won't do!
Best of The Expendable
Succumbing to a particularly bad case of "the munchies", Barack sells Arizona to his new friend, Señor Reconquista, for a double beef fiesta taco with sour cream (and a promise to keep it a secret from M'chelle).
Best of Dr. Doom
The President introduces his new Amnesty Czar...
Best of Mr Hankey
See, I told you if you liked your gardener that you could keep your gardener.
Best of Rodney Dill
Vote for Pedro
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Ah Senor Presidente, these are muy delicioso burritos. I had heard there was a meat shortage in this town. I don't know how you did it, but you managed to get me some beef burritos. I am forever in your de..wait a minute, where did the dogs go?"
Best of Submariner
After sharing a couple of Acapulco Gold spliffs, Barry announces his pick for the next Secretary of Defense. Next week he's sure to be as "shocked and outraged" as we ere when he "heard about it on the news..."