This has been passed around all weekend. I *know* you monors can do better.
1. "I wish the whole world would just burn... burn... burn.."
2. "It's starting to sleet and that poor, stupid bastard still can't find the door. How long has he lived here, like six years? What a SCOAMF."
3. ORA: "Ewwww, Ugly Naked Guy is doing jumping jacks.'"
4. "That's right. You wouldn't want any tan lines on that fine chocolate skin. Nobody's lookin... Just take it off."
5. "Why are these things so damned hard to open. I'm trapped in here with my own farts."