Monday, December 15, 2014

Meanwhile, in a parking lot outside a Detroit Lions game...



... John Boehner "negotiates" the CRomnibus with Barack Obama

Best of Double the U
West Turin Chevy, where we will do anything to get you to buy our cars.

Best of The Expendable
Usually it's the Detroit Lions, not their fans, who suck ass.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Treat me like one of your whores!" Detroit street theater presents Titantic.

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
R U sure that it is not the parking lot of Butt Drugs?

Best of jimmy
Still a better half-time show than Katy Perry's autotuned warbling.

Best of Mr Hankey
"Emergency rattlesnake bite attendant needed in Parking Lot A"

Best of Rodney Dill
Butt drug dispenser -- by Pez

17 comments:

Double the U said...

West Turin Chevy, where we will do anything to get you to buy our cars.

Rodney Dill said...

Detroit Lions TightEnd - Ur doin it rong

curly said...

Rectal feedings - Ur doin it rong.

The Expendable said...

Usually it's the Detroit Lions, not their fans, who suck ass.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Treat me like one of your whores!" Detroit street theater presents Titantic.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Wait.. people actually go to Lions games???

chronos z. wonderpig said...

R U sure that it is not the parking lot of Butt Drugs?

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Butt Drugs - we deliver!

jimmy said...

Still a better half-time show than Katy Perry's autotuned warbling.

Mr Hankey said...

Union Dues

Mr Hankey said...

"Emergency rattlesnake bite attendant needed in Parking Lot A"

Rodney Dill said...

Butt drug dispenser -- by Pez

Double the U said...

Soo.... you said you would do what if her team won the game?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dope Dealer Roulette #281
Call some off-duty FOP buddies.
Find a nig selling drugs.
One after another, pull up to him and ask for directions. (not in a marked cruiser, Fred!)
First one who has to shoot him for disorderly conduct WINS, but you must get him on camera threatening you!
"Aw man, what chew honkeys keep axing me that sheet fo? I's tryin to earn a livin! I'm gonna cut yooo..." BLAM

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Shaneequa yells at Tyrone to pull up his pants, unaware that Eric "Scumbag" Holder's about to target Detroit's Mobile Fashion Police for violating his idiotic anti-profiling rules.

-OR-

"Do you match Walmart's low price guarantee?"
SAY WHAT MUVVERFKR??

Kaptain Krude said...

"So let me get this straight... I'm the human telescope, and you can see... what now?"

Uranus.

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh that reminds me, have you tried the new Ramen flavors yet," asked Bruce?