Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Merry Christmas Eve, Monors


The Expendable said...

My, the Pelosis did such a good job on their lights this year.

curly said...

Twat da night afor Kwanzaa...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Arkansas's Dept of Natural Resources ordered the Furlinger's display dismantled after endangered sea turtle hatchlings began heading inland across Texas instead of out into the Gulf of Mexico.


Sick and tired of the perennial hassle of lost sleep, loud traffic and litter, many neighbors lauded Walter for erecting his TWAT lights. Walt says next year, he's adding a rooftop display if the bible thumpers don't dial theirs back.


The Furlinger's display was so bright and irritating:
a) the priest living across the street converted to Buddhism
b) NASA filed suit saying it was interfering with the Hubble telescope
c) neighbors' eyes take until about 11AM to adjust to daylight.