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"So Barry, when is your daughters prom?"
"How uncivilized, no Vegemite for tea!"
"Barry, as a muslim, will you be offended if I wish you a Merry Christmas?"
"No Barry, you can't be the first black queen of England!"
"Bill, you don't mind if I call you Bill do you?"
"You know Barry, I'm a helicopter pilot. What say we take Marine One and visit Man Country?"
"If Kenya was still part of the British Empire you would have to curtsey to me....."
Centuries of inbreeding come together.. yada... yada...
"Now that we have all the bowing out of the way Your Highness," said Mr. Obama, "Please tell me how your mother enjoyed the scroll of my speeches I gave to Prince Charles last month..."
Next on News at 5: A Would-Be King meets with a Self-Appointed King and no one really cares....
"Just spit the, er, man spunk in the, umm, fireplace. That's what I do."
Peering over his shoulder to view the charred remains of Bill Cosby's head, William slowly turns back to Mr Obama with a smile. He now new how to deal with the Russell Brand affair.
So I hear there's a new spot opening up on the view
"First um uh rule of, um, uh, first rule of um Man Country is, um, is to, um, to not talk about, um, talk about Man, uh Country."
The Crown Prince meets the Wizard of Uhhs.
"I agree, Mr. President, the peasants are revolting."
"No Mr. President, I got my job because of how I was born. What, you too?"
Worst Christmas special since Bing and Bowie did that duet.
"Why I've been known to sneak outside the palace after Kate's retired for the evening to suck down a fag or two.""Umm... what an... umm... amazing coincidence. Umm... Me too."
"...and do you know what else you can do with gerbils?"
White boy, how's about a wife swap?Not if you threw in Ft. Knox and a case of eye bleach.-OR-Does she really use an eatin shovel like they say on VtheK?Nah, she just crawls up on the table and wolfs everything down like a big ass shop vac.
It seems to me the wisps of your hair are like a candle in the wind.
Obama attempts to trade stories of married life, but William just can't see the similarities.
"After this meeting, me and Valerie are gonna load those Christian trinkets on the mantle into the fireplace one by one while reciting Kwanzaa prayers. Care to join us?"
Amy Pascal wanted me to ask you if you like Django?
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