Monday, December 08, 2014

Royal Pains



1. "I liked '1999' and 'Purple Rain,' but what the hell was up with 'Under the Cherry Moon?"

2. Prince William, "Mum and I really envy the lifestyle you and Michelle are able to lavish on yourselves."

3. Prince William, "Oh, calm down you git, it's just British slang for underwear."

4. "Did you know the Vice President is licking all the windows in the West Wing."

5. Is it just me or does a man that "crosses his legs like a woman" scream "GAY?"

25 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"So Barry, when is your daughters prom?"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"How uncivilized, no Vegemite for tea!"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"Barry, as a muslim, will you be offended if I wish you a Merry Christmas?"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"No Barry, you can't be the first black queen of England!"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"Bill, you don't mind if I call you Bill do you?"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"You know Barry, I'm a helicopter pilot. What say we take Marine One and visit Man Country?"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"If Kenya was still part of the British Empire you would have to curtsey to me....."

Dr. Doom said...

Centuries of inbreeding come together.. yada... yada...

Dr. Doom said...

"Now that we have all the bowing out of the way Your Highness," said Mr. Obama, "Please tell me how your mother enjoyed the scroll of my speeches I gave to Prince Charles last month..."

jimmy said...

Next on News at 5: A Would-Be King meets with a Self-Appointed King and no one really cares....

curly said...

"Just spit the, er, man spunk in the, umm, fireplace. That's what I do."

Mr Hankey said...

Peering over his shoulder to view the charred remains of Bill Cosby's head, William slowly turns back to Mr Obama with a smile. He now new how to deal with the Russell Brand affair.

metalgarth said...

So I hear there's a new spot opening up on the view

Kaptain Krude said...

"First um uh rule of, um, uh, first rule of um Man Country is, um, is to, um, to not talk about, um, talk about Man, uh Country."

The Expendable said...

The Crown Prince meets the Wizard of Uhhs.

GregMan said...

"I agree, Mr. President, the peasants are revolting."

GregMan said...

"No Mr. President, I got my job because of how I was born. What, you too?"

dadoctah said...

Worst Christmas special since Bing and Bowie did that duet.

The Expendable said...

"Why I've been known to sneak outside the palace after Kate's retired for the evening to suck down a fag or two."

"Umm... what an... umm... amazing coincidence. Umm... Me too."

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"...and do you know what else you can do with gerbils?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

White boy, how's about a wife swap?
Not if you threw in Ft. Knox and a case of eye bleach.

-OR-

Does she really use an eatin shovel like they say on VtheK?
Nah, she just crawls up on the table and wolfs everything down like a big ass shop vac.

Anonymous said...

It seems to me the wisps of your hair are like a candle in the wind.

Mr Hankey said...

Obama attempts to trade stories of married life, but William just can't see the similarities.

mega said...

"After this meeting, me and Valerie are gonna load those Christian trinkets on the mantle into the fireplace one by one while reciting Kwanzaa prayers. Care to join us?"

Kyle Z said...

Amy Pascal wanted me to ask you if you like Django?