Saturday, December 06, 2014
Best of dadoctah
"Welcome to Hogwarts Remedial studies."
Best of Jay Guevara
After CNN, Candy Crowley moved up to a janitorial engineering position.
Best of jimmy
That'll teach Gertrude not to give her gastric bypass surgeon the brush-off so quickly.
Best of The Expendable
Don't even ask where Hazel keeps her feather duster...
Best of Kaptain Krude
"'Arry Potter? Why, 'e went that-a-way, 'e did. Flew right under me tits, 'e did, so Oi knocked 'im right off and caught 'is broom, Oi did!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sony execs deny producing it, can't even explain how the comedy was released under their logo. They're blaming N. Korean hackers for "BIG KNOBS & BROOMSTICKS."