Friday, December 12, 2014

SciFI Throwback Friday


1. An aloof alien gives the orders from but a black woman actually runs the show; who knew Star Trek was actually about the Obama Regime?

2. "No, Spock, I still haven't figured out how to get your damn Mexican soap operas on this damn thing."

3. "You know what I just saw in the bathroom, Uhura? The Captain's log."



Best of Mr Hankey
I'v completed my hack into Star Fleet e-mails. They say that you're a “minimally talented spoiled brat” from “Crazyland.”

Best of metalgarth
Go to Uranus and search for Klingons? A most illogical course suggestion, Mr. Sulu

Best of jimmy
"Awesome jams, there, Uhura...I had no idea you DJ'd at Starfleet Academy."

Best of dadoctah
"First officer's log, supplemental: was just touched inappropriately by the ship's helmsman. Have decided to hold back on reporting the incident to Starfleet because--well, because I kind of liked it."

Best of GregMan
"A furry convention? Set phasers to kill, Lt. Uhura."

14 comments:

Mr Hankey said...

I'v completed my hack into Star Fleet e-mails. They say that you're a “minimally talented spoiled brat” from “Crazyland.”

dadoctah said...

"So, Commander, any special plans for Vulcan Hanukkah or whatever the hell you pointy-eared freaks celebrate this time of year?"

Dr. Doom said...

Mr. Barclay's holodeck programs were not for the faint of heart...

Dr. Doom said...

"Mr Spock, is that a tribble in your pants or are you just glad to see me," queried Lieutenant Uhura?

Dr. Doom said...

Uhura: "What is wrong sir, you seem... troubled?"
Spock (muttering): "I navigate us at warp nine through a rift in the time space continuum, dodge the Romulans, re-tune the warp core, and now stand watch - all so the Captain and Mr. Scott can beam down to Butt Drugs ca. 2012 and buy up all the personal lubricant..."

metalgarth said...

Go to Uranus and search for Klingons? A most illogical course suggestion, Mr. Sulu

Rae said...

in Star Trek *that* woman is competent

Anonymous said...

No, I don't smell anything Uhura.

jimmy said...

"Awesome jams, there, Uhura...I had no idea you DJ'd at Starfleet Academy."

dadoctah said...

"First officer's log, supplemental: was just touched inappropriately by the ship's helmsman. Have decided to hold back on reporting the incident to Starfleet because--well, because I kind of liked it."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

USS Enterprise Travels Back to 1986
SPOCK! The transporter was set to 40,000 feet above Chicago!
Yup.
Sputters... he was destined to be the future's ONLY black president!
So? Freaking community activist. I did the US a big favor. Now, once around Saturn and then let's head home.

GregMan said...

"No, Mr. Spock, you may not have some 'jungle love'. That was in the other Star Trek universe."

GregMan said...

"A furry convention? Set phasers to kill, Lt. Uhura."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Spock, I've never done anything like that!
It's the logical option. If you'll pardon a pun, it's right up your alley.
Starfleet Command wouldn't approve.
The dilithium crystals aren't going to recharge themselves. We need to buy more.
But, turning tricks in this seedy corner of the galaxy?
We've all done risky things on this voyage. You whined about starring in an episode.
Well, yes, but...
Get out there. Hustle! Shake your moneymaker. The fleet's in, baby! Look, a Klingon vessel's decloaking.