Tuesday, December 09, 2014

That Definitely Puts a Crimp In the Yiffing

Furry Convention Evacuated Because of Chlorine Gas


Best of The Expendable
Sign hanging around Bruce's (in purple) neck: "I still support Barack Obama"

Best of Rodney Dill
The Fast and the Furriest

Best of Rodney Dill
"Schlemiel schlimazel hasenpfeffer..." (and with that the rabbit punched the fox lights out)

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The GOP showed its disgust with the UN by mandating a dress code for diplomats in NY.

Best of newb
On the Island of Misfit Mascots, Peetie the "sexual harassment" rabbit and Foxy the "run around with scissors" fox lament on how screwed up the United States has become since Obama was first elected.

Best of curly
"Dude, you need to check your blue bunny privilege."

Best of Dr. Doom
I'm sorry - I can't tell - is this a group of outgoing Democrat US Senators or the Berkeley, CA City Council taking a recess?

Best of Mr Hankey
Upon his ejection from the forest, Little Bunny FooFoo found himself homeless on the streets turning tricks with Foxy Locksy.

18 comments:

Whacko said...

Teams of new "sensitive cops" patrol Ferguson.

The Expendable said...

"psst, Bob... Your epidermis is showing."

The Expendable said...

Sign hanging around Bruce's (in purple) neck: "I still support Barack Obama"

Rodney Dill said...

The Fast and the Furriest

Rodney Dill said...

"...and I feel like this race problem is really like a monkey on my back."
"It's just a raccoon Billy."

Rodney Dill said...

"Schlemiel schlimazel hasenpfeffer..." (and with that the rabbit punched the fox lights out)

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey there.... hey there... hey there... hey there... hey there..."
"OK OK, I'm sorry I asked, What does the fox say?"

Rodney Dill said...

Hey, how 'bout a Menagerie de Trois?

dadoctah said...

And yet, the ACLU was unable to obtain permission for the face coverings as "religious appointments".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The GOP showed its disgust with the UN by mandating a dress code for diplomats in NY.

-OR-

Occupy Disneyland protesters were all bark, no bite.

-OR-

Biden looked out the window at the tour group and realized he'd had one too many martinis.

newb said...

On the Island of Misfit Mascots, Peetie the "sexual harassment" rabbit and Foxy the "run around with scissors" fox lament on how screwed up the United States has become since Obama was first elected.

curly said...

"Dude, you need to check your blue bunny privilege."

Dr. Doom said...

I'm sorry - I can't tell - is this a group of outgoing Democrat US Senators or the Berkeley, CA City Council taking a recess?

dadoctah said...

"One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway their banana buggies go,
Comin' on to bring you the Banana Splits Show."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Teletubby Try Outs
Rejects meet to discuss where they went wrong.

-OR-

In retrospect, the principal's new school dress code did nothing to stop bullying. Worse, conservative Fundies were livid, claiming kids were f*cking like rabbits.

-OR-

I know, right? We should have listened to Kramer and never started shaving chest hairs!
ORA Seinfeld

Carpe Phlogiston said...

LICE! I got head lice AGAIN! Never woulda happened if Obamalama hadn't stuck this town with all those damned illegals. Mom's gonna kill me.

Mr Hankey said...

Upon his ejection from the forest, Little Bunny FooFoo found himself homeless on the streets turning tricks with Foxy Locksy.

Kaptain Krude said...

"So there I was, just flipping through the channels..."

Uh-huh

"...and I came across this TV show about this family called the Duggars..."

yeah

"Do you know how many kids they have?"

Unh-unh

"19!"

Huh

"... and counting!"

What a bunch of weirdos!