Tuesday, December 16, 2014

The Bromance of the CRomnibus



1. "Parking lot... five minutes."

2. "John... when we're in, um, public... could you, um, be a little less obviously my bitch."

3. "Since Reggie Love left, do you ever get... lonely?"

4. "You didn't have to roophie me, Oh Great One, you had me at 'Amnesty.'"

5. "Mmmm... feel that bicep. Those three pound curls are really paying off."

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
Bat Cave, ten minutes.......

Best of Jay Guevara
"I wish I could quit you."

Best of The Expendable
"Umm... time to dial the... umm... tanning bed back a bit, John. You're... umm... you're darker than me."

Best of Mr Hankey
....so it's a deal......I'll make it look like an accident when Michelle falls down at the Christmas party and breaks her neck....you've got Elizabeth Warren accepting that speaking position in Pakistan.

Best of Best of
Meanwhile, having returned from a parking lot outside a Detroit Lions game...

Best of Best of
Don't squeeze the Shah, man

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Boehner loves to blow in Obamalama's ear and watch his eyes fog up with condensation.

18 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Bat Cave, ten minutes.......

Double the U said...

*EVERY* time Barry, EVERY time. You tell those idiots you care about the poor and the little guy, and we tell them we are for smaller government and reducing spending. They fall for it EVERY time!

Jay Guevara said...

"I wish I could quit you."

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Butt Drugs just delivered!

The Expendable said...

"Umm... time to dial the... umm... tanning bed back a bit, John. You're... umm... you're darker than me."

Dr. Doom said...

"So then I said, OK Senator Vitter, we'll all sign up for Obamacare, and then we'll reduce the deficit, and then we'll fix Social Security, and then it will be time for a brown bag lunch," related Speaker Boehner...

Mr Hankey said...

....so it's a deal......I'll make it look like an accident when Michelle falls down at the Christmas party and breaks her neck....you've got Elizabeth Warren accepting that speaking position in Pakistan.

Mr Hankey said...

Boehner finds the ventriloquist string behind the great leaders back....

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, having returned from a parking lot outside a Detroit Lions game...

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Barry: "blow in my ear & I'll sign any legislation!"

Anonymous said...

Don't squeeze the Shah, man

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Boehner loves to blow in Obamalama's ear and watch his eyes fog up with condensation.

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GOP ALERT! Boehner's wearing the Bawney Fwank beer goggles again.

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Did you hear the one about when an illegal, Al Sharpton and Hillary walked into a bar?

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C'mon, lend me the key for your secret entrance to the hotel sex room, Bama. I need a Hollywood whore and I need her now.

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I you want your illegals, you can keep your illegals. Our fat cat handlers just told us they approve of having millions more slaves on Uncle Sammy's plantation.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

typo edit

"OK, if you want your illegals, you can keep your illegals. Our fat cat handlers just told me they approve of having millions more slaves on Uncle Sammy's plantation."

jimmy said...

Boehner thoughtbubble: "Wow, the Hildebeast was right. If you look into his ear at just the right angle, you CAN see the protruding wires."

Dr. Doom said...

John: "I just love the new White House Christmas lights sir."
Barry: "They were Michele's idea - she said they were to set a proper tone for the next two years of my presidency..."

Dr. Doom said...

Boehner: "OK I got the memo - dark suit, green tie, light colored pin. Now do I have to learn a secret handshake or something?"
Obama: "No just sit tight - Mr. Soros will explain everything..."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Just remember two words when dealing with the Clintons, Barry: Vince. Foster."

Kaptain Krude said...

"I don't recall you bowing to me lately, Barry. Have you forgotten how to do it?"