Wednesday, December 24, 2014

The Nightmare Before Christmas


Best of chronos z. wonderpig
Happy US Government Federal Holiday to all y'all

Best of Mac
Where did you get that picture of my girlfriend?

Best of Best of
Nobody can hold a candle to--um, gets into a pissing match with--er, Mrs. deBlasio's homemade Christmas card...

Best of Dactyl
Banned from the NFL, Ray Rice had to make a living somehow.

Best of Dactyl
Nine comments in and no 'Ho ho ho' jokes? Really?

Best of The Expendable
Shaneequa's red muff with white fur was unique, and she hated having to cover it with this ridiculous outfit.

Best of curly
Mr. Don Wenow’s Facebook page says that he’s currently dressed in gay apparel.

Best of Mr Hankey
Saving Barry from jumping over the bridge, Clarence the angel showed him the world without him, including where Eric Holder would have been.

Best of Dr. Doom
The Ghost of Christmas Past visits Dub's dream...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Google agrees to permanently abandon street level mapping.

19 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Happy US Government Federal Holiday to all y'all

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Maybe the atheists are right when they want all Christmas decorations taken down!

Anonymous said...

Obamacare will pay for sexual healing however you get state funded care.

Mac said...

Where did you get that picture of my girlfriend?

Anonymous said...

Hugh Grant's deleted scene from Love, Actually is the gift that keeps on giving.

Anonymous said...

Excuse me, miss, but is that a Scottish or American Bond you stand before, letting it all hang out all mighty-mighty?

Anonymous said...

Stuffed stocking hung by the chimney--take care and don't meet its stare!

Anonymous said...

Nobody can hold a candle to--um, gets into a pissing match with--er, Mrs. deBlasio's homemade Christmas card...

Dactyl said...

Banned from the NFL, Ray Rice had to make a living somehow.

Dactyl said...

Nine comments in and no 'Ho ho ho' jokes? Really?

chronos z. wonderpig said...

well it's because no one would do that ho!

Submariner said...

Ah, Christmas in the projects;
I remember them weeeeelllll, not so much actually.

The Expendable said...

On cold winter days like this, Shaneequa was glad to have a red muff lined with white fur to keep her hands warm.

The Expendable said...

Shaneequa's red muff with white fur was unique, and she hated having to cover it with this ridiculous outfit.

curly said...

Mr. Don Wenow’s Facebook page says that he’s currently dressed in gay apparel.

Mr Hankey said...

Saving Barry from jumping over the bridge, Clarence the angel showed him the world without him, including where Eric Holder would have been.

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

The Ghost of Christmas Past visits Dub's dream...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Walmart reluctantly signs on to Obamalama's Employment for All project by hiring Eulilia Jones as a Santa's helper.

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Shemale Ennui

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After being sued by Eric Holder and facing a threatened boycott by Al Sharpton's black ops unit, Sports Illustrated caved. Months later, mountains of unsold copies of the "Tranny Fannies" issue were subsequently donated to the US prison system.

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T-girls Gone Wild
Sure sign the franchise has jumped the shark.

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Google agrees to permanently abandon street level mapping.

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David Attenborough whispers to producer: There is no f*king way I'm doing a show on ghetto wildlife!