Tuesday, December 02, 2014

The Princesses and the SCOAMF



1. Triple Thought Bubble.  "OMG, this is so boring. Why can't we be in Ferguson burning out whitey?"

2. "A-a-a-a-a-a-a-y, I'm... um... The Fonz... The Fonz is still... um... cool... right kds?"

3. The turkey pardoning went horribly awry when M'Chel screeched, "F--k this sh-t, I'm hungry," and bashed 'Snowball's' brains out with her eatin' shovel.

4. After years of Pavlovian conditioning by Bill Ayers, Rev. Wright, and Frank Marshall Davis, the SCOAMF can't help but flick an imaginary Bic lighter in the presence of the American flag.

5. Where will you be when your hair relaxer kicks in?

Best of Jess
I don't know what to write, but I'm really impressed the girl in the middle can balance a ball on top of her head.

Best of Markus ARyanas
"Look kids, if you think this is so boring then get the fuck outa here!"

Best of chronos the wonder pig
Look, just 2 more years and you can go back to your real parents, until then do the job you were hired for!

Best of jimmy
Malia's campaign for Student Council was in the bag....until the SCOAMF had to show up to endorse her candidacy. Here we see her campaign in mid-implosion.

Best of Best of
If Congress won't act then I must. These girls need more diminutive Latin American men naturalized so that they too can realize the dream of starring in a catcall video.

Best of The Expendable
Thawt bubble: "Uh oh... Looks like... Maria... umm... no... Melinda... umm... no... umm... number one has found my... umm... found my stash. "

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know what to write, but I'm really impressed the girl in the middle can balance a ball on top of her head.

Jess

Markus ARyanas said...

"Look kids, if you think this is so boring then get the fuck outa here!"

Anonymous said...

'Give me a break. It's hard work screwing an entire country'.

chronos the wonder pig said...

Look, just 2 more years and you can go back to your real parents, until then do the job you were hired for!

chronos the wonder pig said...

Well, you sure didn't get them big butts from me!

Dr. Doom said...

Sasha: "Come on dad this is soooo boring."
Malia: "Yeah dad get on with this amnesty thing so we can start our vacation..."

jimmy said...

Malia's campaign for Student Council was in the bag....until the SCOAMF had to show up to endorse her candidacy. Here we see her campaign in mid-implosion.

Jay Guevara said...

Middle one's thought bubble: "Wait 'til I tell Dad I'se pregnant."

Kaptain Krude said...

"You, um uh you girls, go on and, um uh, go on and get on out of here. I'm, uh um uh, I'm the only, um uh, only one who, um, uh who should be, um, who should be the, um uh, the center of attention."

Kaptain Krude said...

"If, um, if only Trayvon had, um, uh, had lived, I, um, would, um, send these two, um, two girls to their, um, their room without any, um, any dessert."






What? Too soon?

Kaptain Krude said...

"I, um, I, uh um, I blame Bush."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

If'n I'd had me a son uhm he'd look just like erm well ah one of these two... cause we all look alike. bada bing, bada boom

-OR-

Girls! I said I'd have the IRS audit a republican tomorrow so's you'd get your damned allowance, okay? I swear, you two sound just like those whining looters in Ferguson. Is dis mike on?

-OR-

I just learned my two precious innocent babies were brutally bullied and insulted by a fat racist white republican beotch! Y'all want somebody deported? Fine, I can deport her and still keep my promise to my illegal amigos!

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the first annual Ray Rice memorial auction! Who will start the bidding on an evening with these two fine elevator doorstops?

Anonymous said...

If Congress won't act then I must. These girls need more diminutive Latin American men naturalized so that they too can realize the dream of starring in a catcall video.

Anonymous said...

"If I had a son, he'd...girls, why aren't you listening? Daddy's working hard to incite a mob so you'll continue to have a permanent underclass to deflect any criticism of you after you've left the nest. Someday you'll appreciate me and Uncle Sharpton for replenishing your race cards."

Anonymous said...

Girls, take note. Idle thumbs do the Devil's texting.

Anonymous said...

Washington needs to get things done. Hike up these skirts--I mean, these taxes! Yeah, tax that ass...

metalgarth said...

and everyone who comments on this must now resign. Whuh? D'OH!!!!

Steve O said...

Take it easy. The only one less interested in what the President has to say is the President himself.

The Expendable said...

Thawt bubble: "Uh oh... Looks like... Maria... umm... no... Melinda... umm... no... umm... number one has found my... umm... found my stash. "