1. Triple Thought Bubble. "OMG, this is so boring. Why can't we be in Ferguson burning out whitey?"
2. "A-a-a-a-a-a-a-y, I'm... um... The Fonz... The Fonz is still... um... cool... right kds?"
3. The turkey pardoning went horribly awry when M'Chel screeched, "F--k this sh-t, I'm hungry," and bashed 'Snowball's' brains out with her eatin' shovel.
4. After years of Pavlovian conditioning by Bill Ayers, Rev. Wright, and Frank Marshall Davis, the SCOAMF can't help but flick an imaginary Bic lighter in the presence of the American flag.
5. Where will you be when your hair relaxer kicks in?
Best of Jess
I don't know what to write, but I'm really impressed the girl in the middle can balance a ball on top of her head.
Best of Markus ARyanas
"Look kids, if you think this is so boring then get the fuck outa here!"
Best of chronos the wonder pig
Look, just 2 more years and you can go back to your real parents, until then do the job you were hired for!
Best of jimmy
Malia's campaign for Student Council was in the bag....until the SCOAMF had to show up to endorse her candidacy. Here we see her campaign in mid-implosion.
Best of Best of
If Congress won't act then I must. These girls need more diminutive Latin American men naturalized so that they too can realize the dream of starring in a catcall video.
Best of The Expendable
Thawt bubble: "Uh oh... Looks like... Maria... umm... no... Melinda... umm... no... umm... number one has found my... umm... found my stash. "