Monday, December 29, 2014

The Queen of Indonesia



Threadwinner Dr. Doom
Looks like the Chalk Faced Whore Patrol has a new Den Mother...

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
The one I wear at Man Country is real......

Best of Mr Hankey
Step one is acceptance of your true gender...

Best of Kaptain Krude
Dressed up? Oh, the tiara. Yes, yes I did get dressed up for you kids. Yes, that's it. Dressed up. I don't normally wear this around the office. No, no that would be *sigh* ridiculous.

23 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

The one I wear at Man Country is real......

chronos z. wonderpig said...

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

Double the U said...

okay, great, ummm ahhh, thanks for the picture.

Ahhh, all Girl Scout cookies have been banned for consumption and ummmm the Girl Scout organization has been labeled a hate organization and can no longer operate. Thanks for the picture.

Mr Hankey said...

Step one is acceptance of your true gender...

The Expendable said...

To ride with the President on the "Celebration of Scouting" float in the All-Scout Parade, Barack chose only Girl Scouts. You know... like the press conference... the press... conf...

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like the Chalk Faced Whore Patrol has a new Den Mother...

Mac said...

I found the white girls!

Rodney Dill said...

...and then Dukakis' head exploded

chronos z. wonderpig said...

M'Chel threw a hissy fit since Girl Scout Cookies did not meet her school lunch plans....

chronos z. wonderpig said...

M'Chel did ask Barry to bring the fat one over for lunch.....

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm here to help you with your speeches and leadership problems."


Um, er, uh, thank you, um, uh little girls, um, but I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm doing, uh, doing fine, thank you.



*What? You were expecting something else?

Anonymous said...

You do know that those are boy scouts

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama poses with the last of his fans. After age 7, even liberal white girls can see through his lies.

-OR-

He's grinning because he knows exactly what's in store for these white girls in his browned third world country.

-OR-

Payback
Obamalama Thawtbubble: And, this one's for you, Reverend Wright!

Whacko said...

"I'm dreaming of a White Christmas."

dadoctah said...

I just pictured the version of this picture that any of the previous five presidents would have posed for, and I threw up a little in my mouth.

Kaptain Krude said...

"We're so glad you dressed up for us, Mr. President."

Dressed up? Oh, the tiara. Yes, yes I did get dressed up for you kids. Yes, that's it. Dressed up. I don't normally wear this around the office. No, no that would be *sigh* ridiculous.

curly said...

“I’ve got a tiara and I’m going to use it”.

Mr Hankey said...

...and I present to you your finalists for Little Miss 2014!!

Submariner said...

Hopefully; "Will this Brownie do for a snack, m'Chel?"

Submariner said...

Here you go, Dub. I had the NSA find a few with the physique you find perfect...

Dr. Doom said...

Little Girl on Left Thought Bubble: "He actually took my tiara, what a putz. Oh well I suppose it does look better on him..."

Dr. Doom said...

The President does his part to 'warm up the crowd' for the Safe Schools Czar...

Submariner said...

"If your daughter's troop was taken to the woods at 3 am, who would you prefer to have leading them: Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama?"

The response ad that swung the primary once and for all in 2004...