Sunday, January 04, 2015

Actually, It Kind of Does...


Best of Dr. Doom
Flip side of sign: The amount of free government contraceptives I deserve is NOT inversely proportional to my Body Mass Index...

Best of Jay Guevara
Funnily enough, I agree with her.

Best of Best of
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Ms. Stay Puft!

Best of curly
#YakLivesMatter

Best of The Expendable
On her way to the Gaia Empowerment Rally, Darhma is "discovered" by a "niche films" producer. Later that day she signed a lucrative movie deal under her stage name, Maxie Bush.

Best of dadoctah
It does, however, change the amount of cash I can carry with me. So, can I like, get a ride after the protest?

Best of Submariner
Whoa! Sandra Fluke really straightened up her act!

21 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

The next logical step after mental breast enlargement fails...

Dr. Doom said...

...and suddenly burqa sales in Detroit skyrocketed...

Dr. Doom said...

Flip side of sign: I ❤ Ron Paul

Dr. Doom said...

Flip side of sign: The amount of free government contraceptives I deserve is NOT inversely proportional to my Body Mass Index...

Jay Guevara said...

Funnily enough, I agree with her.

Anonymous said...

Poster child for birth control perhaps?

Anonymous said...

I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Ms. Stay Puft!

Double the U said...

Oddly enough they were on their way to throw eggs at Hooter's girls.

John Schneider said...

Dayumm gurl, you need a trim!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Slogan: "Plus Size! Be all you can be, and more!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Rush Limbaugh sure has let himself go.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

SHRINKAGE!
Do these "come" frozen?


Flip side: Ad claims Pizza Hut's new "Mini-Penises in a Blanket" are low calorie.

-OR-

So, she doesn't expect any respect when she's fully clothed, either?

-OR-

AP: North Carolina legislators plan to force all females of childbearing age to wear the Chastity Plug Belt.
UPDATE: When asked for evidence supporting the "impervious-to-sperm" claim, a religious quack at Cheap Birth Controls R Us sheepishly admits he can't find a male volunteer to marry the test subject so she can "lie down with him" without going to hell.

curly said...

#YakLivesMatter

The Expendable said...

On her way to the Gaia Empowerment Rally, Darhma is "discovered" by a "niche films" producer. Later that day she signed a lucrative movie deal under her stage name, Maxie Bush.

dadoctah said...

It does, however, change the amount of cash I can carry with me. So, can I like, get a ride after the protest?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Like it? It's an expandable doggy bag I got from Plus Size Emporium.
For your pet Chihuahua?
No, silly, for the buffet table at the finish line. They're serving mini-penises-in-a-blanket and I love those things!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Candid Camera's "Pranking TSA Guards" - tonight on HBO.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Celia glanced over at the cameraman and thought, "Ooooh, he's so cute I could just eat him up!"
And then she did. Literally.
(saw that coming a mile away, didn't you?)

Submariner said...

Whoa! Sandra Fluke really straightened up her act!

Submariner said...

Tats - check
Retro 40s hairdo - check
Dweebish smile - check
Kudzu bush- check
O-M-G! It's Dub!

Submariner said...

Flip side of sign; "Jon Edwards is Good!"