Sunday, January 04, 2015

Catering for your Bris


Um... no, thanks... um, really not that hungry, um... anymore.

10 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

This could put Aspacher Catering right out of business...

Anonymous said...

Spotted Dick, anyone?

Rodney Dill said...

New from Lorena Bobbitt Frozen Foods.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I see a lawsuit from some idiot at a poker game who burns his corneas trying to hold two of these things as if they were funny eyeballs.

-OR-

Wanda Felspar, Hustler's small penis humiliation dominatrix, says she achieved multiple orgasms when she first saw the commercial for these things.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Fine print on the box warns college women of a possible choking hazard.

-OR-

Relationship expert Maria Chapolte advises against reading too much into how women nibble or bite these things.

-OR-

Dear Abby, my new girlfriend claims not to have much "experience" in bed, but when I order us Mini-penises in a Blanket, she names them and giggles a lot. Should I be concerned? ~~Frank
Dear Frank, only if she calls one Frank.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

SHRINKAGE!
Do these "come" frozen?

-OR-

Pizza Hut's selling a special version in San Francisco.... the wiener's pierced and the bun is lattice-shaped like a chastity cage.

dadoctah said...

ORA: "Some species of penisaurus, I should think."

(Or did people here not see "Flesh Gordon"?)

The Expendable said...

These pork sausages look different than the all-beef ones I had last week...

Submariner said...

dadoctah; "Hup! Hup! Hup!..." and a Power Pasties to you, sir!

Submariner said...

For the black version, you have to use a Pepperidge Farms summer sausage and a sheet of philo dough...


*ATDHE*