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This could put Aspacher Catering right out of business...
Spotted Dick, anyone?
New from Lorena Bobbitt Frozen Foods.
I see a lawsuit from some idiot at a poker game who burns his corneas trying to hold two of these things as if they were funny eyeballs.-OR-Wanda Felspar, Hustler's small penis humiliation dominatrix, says she achieved multiple orgasms when she first saw the commercial for these things.
Fine print on the box warns college women of a possible choking hazard.-OR-Relationship expert Maria Chapolte advises against reading too much into how women nibble or bite these things.-OR-Dear Abby, my new girlfriend claims not to have much "experience" in bed, but when I order us Mini-penises in a Blanket, she names them and giggles a lot. Should I be concerned? ~~FrankDear Frank, only if she calls one Frank.
SHRINKAGE!Do these "come" frozen?-OR-Pizza Hut's selling a special version in San Francisco.... the wiener's pierced and the bun is lattice-shaped like a chastity cage.
ORA: "Some species of penisaurus, I should think."(Or did people here not see "Flesh Gordon"?)
These pork sausages look different than the all-beef ones I had last week...
dadoctah; "Hup! Hup! Hup!..." and a Power Pasties to you, sir!
For the black version, you have to use a Pepperidge Farms summer sausage and a sheet of philo dough... *ATDHE*
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