Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Do the Lurch


1. "Andrew Sullivan is quitting the blogosphere... hold me."

2. "How was I supposed to know 'colle folie' was French for 'Crazy Glue.'

3. "Je suis Bottom." 

4. "There's not a single part of my body that's a 'No-Go Zone,' if you know what I mean and I think that you do."

5.♫ Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi... ce soir? ♬

Best of jimmy
"You KNOW how the smell of ketchup on your breath drives me wild. Take me!! Right here!!"

Best of The Expendable
Herman Munster and Grandpa bury the hatchet after years of feuding.

Best of dadoctah
Los Del Rio have really let themselves go.

Best of Dr. Doom
"No minister it is perfectly alright," assured Mr. Kerry, "the President has told me what a wonderful kisser you are..."

9 comments:

jimmy said...

"You KNOW how the smell of ketchup on your breath drives me wild. Take me!! Right here!!"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

You had me at hello.....

The Expendable said...

Herman Munster and Grandpa bury the hatchet after years of feuding.

dadoctah said...

Los Del Rio have really let themselves go.

Rodney Dill said...

Heimlich.... ur doin it rong

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

IN keeping with Obama Administration policy of ingratiating oneself in a culturally appropriate fashion when meeting foreign dignitaries, the Secretary of State 'goes Greek' in Athens...

Dr. Doom said...

"No minister it is perfectly alright," assured Mr. Kerry, "the President has told me what a wonderful kisser you are..."

Dr. Doom said...

Drudge Breaking:
The Secretary of State nearly caused an international indecent when he French kissed the French Foreign Minister on both cheeks at their meeting in Paris...